The only thing thicker than blood is the ink on Page Six.

Eric

No one can see me here, and even though you fall under that moniker I still need you to go.

Blair

Charlie: It says here they went away together to Connecticut.
Serena: Oh, that doesn't mean anything. They went to Cornwall to find Juliet because she drugged me and tried to convince everyone I was crazy.
Charlie: Right. Because that happens.

Well, because if Vanessa is lying and it isn't true, then I'm a horrible friend for believing her. But if it is true, then they're horrible friends for not telling me.

Serena

I'm sorry, I'm still new at this, how is this better than just asking them?

Charlie

Fut-the-wuck?

Blair
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