Gossip Girl: There are songs that make us want to dance, songs that make us want to sing along.• Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Ooh, ooh 'Love Child.' Things didn't get any easier. Guess we might want to move the honeymoon suite to the 'Heartbreak Hotel.'
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Gossip Girl: Looks like this wedding song just became 'Stormy Weather.' But don't worry, 'Here Comes the Sun.'
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Blair: The only no I want to hear is if Ruth Madoff asks for an invite.
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Blair: What is this? It's wonderful!
Chuck: Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang Mai.
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Serena: [to Lily] That was by far your best wedding. Who would have guessed nine months later Klaus would have Auf'ed?
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Rufus: I knew I let you kids watch The Parent Trap too many times.
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Georgina: [to Vanessa] Get Dan to dump the whore or I'm gonna tell the whole world Scott's secret. Which would be too bad because (a) That's the last thing he wants (b) How do you think Dan's going to feel when he learns that you knew his brother's been alive the whole time, and (c) are you going to hang out with when all the Humphreys hate you?
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Chuck: You're looking for Carter? The worm is dating my stepsister. If he did something, I need to know. An enemy of Carter Baizen is a friend of mine.
Bree: I can't really talk about it, but you should tell your stepsister to be careful. Oh, and if the worm pops out of the ground, let me know, ok?
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Georgina: That was pathetic. Haven't you ever tried to get somebody to dump a celebrity before?
Vanessa: No.
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