Sorry to break it to you B, but this party just went over... to the dark side.

Gossip Girl

Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: You are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?

Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.

Serena: I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair. This is your body's way of telling you!
Chuck: I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some kind of ... blockage.
[pauses] Perhaps ...
Serena: No!
Chuck: One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
Serena: You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!

[to Vanessa] He's not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-shouldn't-be threads is he?


Serena: Who was that?
Chuck: A whiff of the Far East.
Serena: Sometimes I envy you. Wait, what am I saying? You're disgusting.

Serena: Why can't you support me?
Blair: Have you two talked about everything? The very real reasons you broke up last year?
Serena: Not... completely.
Blair: Well, when you do, if you're still together, then I'll be happy for you. Until then I think you're just fooling yourself.

[about Marcus] You know he wasn't pressured me about sex? Not once! [sad] Not once...


[to Vanessa] When you called the other day, it was like... I could breathe again.

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