Jenny: You'd be the worst P.I. ever.
Dan: I don't wanna be caught off guard. I can't believe I haven't seen her ...
Jenny: Yeah, especially since you're in the GIRLS hallway looking for her. Just be nice. I'm sure this isn't easy for Serena either.

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• Added: September 22, 2008

Jenny: It was like I didn't even exist!
Dan: Mmm. Welcome to my world. It's not so bad when you get used to birds flying at your head and automatic doors never opening.

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• Added: September 22, 2008

Jenny: Well I guess it's better to be ignored than tortured, right?
Dan: Always look on the bright side.

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• Added: September 22, 2008

You're about to see the real Serena.

Chuck

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• Added: September 18, 2008

This girl is Dan with boobs.

Blair

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• Added: September 18, 2008