Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" Quotes
Patrick: You think Blair had me thrown out because I'm a little tipsy? Or because I was talkin' to that high-priced call girl friend of hers?
Serena: What did you just say?
The polls are closed and Gossip Girl is calling this election ... dirty.
Gossip Girl
Vanessa: What happened at the Hudson this morning ... wasn't what it looked like.
Nate: What do you mean?
Vanessa: The guy you and Tripp saved? He didn't fall. I think it was set up.
Nate: That's ridiculous.
Vanessa: I have it all on tape.
Nate: Look, the polls close in a few hours. Can't you just wait?
Vanessa: I wish I could! This is not some high school thing with Blair and the mean girls, this is someone running for public office, Nate.
[to Serena] Clean up your mess or clean out your desk.
KC
In Manhattan, some parties are VIP only. Others are strictly private. But some parties are political, and those lines are drawn by the most established of the establishment. And once those lines are drawn, they can never be crossed.
Gossip Girl
Listen ... as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her ... fake boyfriend, who is also my current girlfriend's ex, you could probably get us a copy of that Fallon interview, right?
Dan
Blair: I need a friend. STAT.
Girl: I'm your friend.
Blair: Please. I'm not friends with staff.
Blair: S! I hope you're not here looking for an apology.
Serena: No, actually I'm just dropping something off for Olivia.
Blair: Oh that's right! I momentarily forgot your job is more important than your friends.
Serena: Don't worry about Dan, I'm sure he'll understand.
Olivia: He hasn't even seen it. I don't know what to do. I have to fix this. In the meantime, I have to keep him away from TV, and the Internet, and strangers with the urge to make fun of him.
Serena: Don't forget about Gossip Girl.
Serena: I need you to put me and Patrick Roberts on the guest list for tonight.
Nate: Are you kidding me?
Serena: Nate, please. My job is at stake.
Nate: Oh, that's funny. So is my cousin's campaign, thanks to you.
I need a SARS mask.
Dan
