Dan: Blair, we need to talk. Mind if I take over from here?
Simon Doonan: Not at all.
Blair: Well I mind. Humphreys are not escort material.

I was so excited to have my freedom back, I didn't think about what it would actually be like when it happened.


No phones. I like this party already.


Forget what your mother wants, Charlie. It's your life. What do you want?


Charlie: I feel a little like Alice in Wonderland.
Blair: Manhattan will do that to a girl. You'll be happy to know, it never wears off.

Blair: Excuse me. I'm Blair Waldorf. Where should I report for hair and makeup?
Joanna: Oh. I was told you wouldn't be participating.
Blair: And now you're being told differently. Keep up.

Careful Dan, he who runs from the fear falls into the pit. Looks like you're about to take a tumble.

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There's nothing more boring than a sense of morality, Humphrey.


They say freedom comes at a price. Better watch out, Charlie. I think you're going to be the one footing this bill.

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