Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 12: "The Kids Are Not All Right" Quotes
The Captain: I'm gonna make you proud of me, I promise.
Nate: That's what you said right before you got caught.
Dan: Hey, what are we doing here?
Serena: Just, one more minute.
Dan: No. No more minutes.
Eleanor: I can't believe your nerve! What were you planning to do? Lobby Ms. Nooyi for a job in the changing room?
Blair: No. I was going to wait until after. Meetings in underwear tend not to be taken seriously.
Dan, when you see Serena please tell her to stop whatever it is she's planning on doing before she destroys our family.
Lily
Lily: Dan. This party doesn't seem like your speed.
Dan: Are you kidding. There are actually beers behind the bar I can pronounce.
Russell Thorpe: Raina never lies. It's her best quality.
Chuck: I highly doubt that.
Lily: Why aren't you dressed?
Eric: Uh... shirt, pants. Yeah, I'm dressed.
Lily: Look, I know you disapprove of me, but can't you please do so in a tuxedo?
Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...
Serena: You didn't know him. He was a good man before all this happened.
Blair: They're all good men before something happens to them, S. Some of them stay good. No matter how they're treated.
Serena: I thought you hated Dan.
Blair: I do. So very much.
The important thing is that you believe me when I tell you I don't want your father's legacy to die. I'm trying to save what's left of it.
Lily
Serena: We have her.
Chuck: You want to make the call or should I?
Serena: No. Later. In person.
Chuck: I like the way you think, mom.
Serena: All I have in my pile are divorce papers, jewelry and artful nudes of my mother in her groupie days.
Chuck: Swap piles?
