Gossip Girl "The Kids Are Not All Right" Quotes (Page 2)
Blair: Mother, you are brilliant. And resilient. And... a businesswoman, and an artist. I'd be crazy not to want to be like you.
Eleanor: Really? But you are not a designer. You are a, um...
Blair: A dictator of taste.
Eleanor: Exactly! I love that. Who said that?
Blair: A friend of mine.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Blair: I had a horrible fight with my mother. I tried to be Indra Nooyi. And while I admit that choice might have been a bit random, the other choice was to be my mother. And I didn't want that.
Dan: Why not? You care about fashion more than most people care about, ah, well, anything. you used to send girls home crying from Constance for wearing tights as pants.
Blair: Well, somebody had to. It was for the greater good. Just like my suggestion that you take off that tie and shove it in your pocket right now.
Dan: You're an evil dictator of taste, Blair. Why deny that just because it's what your mother does? And by the way, this tie was my grandfather's.
Blair: If only he'd been buried in it.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
The Captain: I'm gonna make you proud of me, I promise.
Nate: That's what you said right before you got caught.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: Hey, what are we doing here?
Serena: Just, one more minute.
Dan: No. No more minutes.
• Rating: Unrated
Eleanor: I can't believe your nerve! What were you planning to do? Lobby Ms. Nooyi for a job in the changing room?
Blair: No. I was going to wait until after. Meetings in underwear tend not to be taken seriously.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Lily: Dan, when you see Serena please tell her to stop whatever it is she's planning on doing before she destroys our family.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Lily: Dan. This party doesn't seem like your speed.
Dan: Are you kidding. There are actually beers behind the bar I can pronounce.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Russell Thorpe: Raina never lies. It's her best quality.
Chuck: I highly doubt that.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: Why aren't you dressed?
Eric: Uh... shirt, pants. Yeah, I'm dressed.
Lily: Look, I know you disapprove of me, but can't you please do so in a tuxedo?
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 40