Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 18: "The Kids Stay in the Picture" Quotes
Cinderella finally showed up at the ball. Too bad it was cancelled.Gossip Girl
Lily: Finds out about what?
Cece: That I'm not happy with my hair. It's too flat.
Lily: Mother, your hair is enormous.
Blair [to Chuck]: Because it made me realize I wanted to be with you. Dan and I both know it meant nothingâ€”less than nothing. Right?
Dan: Yeah, that's right.
Blair: I was going to tell you all about it tonight. But that would have been a huge mistake. Dan Humphrey may not be royalty but at least he's not a child.
Blair: Are you trying to humiliate him? Is that it?
Chuck: I don't care about him one way or the other. I just wanted you to see he's not a part of this world. I know you kissed him.
Blair: So? You and I are not dating. And you kiss a lot of people.
Chuck: You're not supposed to kiss him. He's hum-drum Humphrey. Epperley told me it was life-changing.
Of course Mother paid you to be here. I am so foolish to think that you would have come because you cared.Lily
Oh god. It's Chuck. He knows.Blair
Having to say it out loud this morning made me realize, if I'm estranged from my dad... I really have no one.Raina
Eric: Wait, no. The point was to do this for my mom.
Rufus: I think the point for Will is to always do something for himself.
Gossip Girl: They say that fortune favors the bold.
Charlotte: Serena. Look I'm sorry I left without saying goodbye, but as much fun as I had my mom is right. She sacrificed a lot to raise me the way she thought was best. I have to respect that.
Serena: Well she may not have sacrificed as much as you think.
Gossip Girl: But watch out for the bold-faced lies that come with fortune's favors.
Blair: You're late.
Dorota: And you're glowing. Why make me bring overnight bag including La Perlas?
Blair: Because. I'm going to tell that certain someone my true feelings tonight. And if everything goes as I hope, I don't want to be caught in last year's Chantelle.
Dorota: I don't think Dan Humphrey will no difference.
Blair: Dan Humphrey? What are you talking about?
Dorota: The reason you take to bed. Shame from emotional affair with Lowly Boy.
Blair: It's "Lonely Boy." And it wasn't an affair, just a kiss. Which made me see how much I wished it was with Chuck.
Dan: So get this, I got a call that I'm being included in the modern royalty book.
Eric: Hm. No offense, but why?
Dan: Oh, none taken. 'Cause that was my first thought also. I guess there's some coup d'etat section for up-and-comers.
Eric: Oh yeah, that sounds totally made up.
Cece: Funny, wanting nothing to do with the superficial world hasn't deterred you from taking my money
Carol: Oh, you got what you paid for, Mother. I showed up, I was as supportive and I could possibly be, and now I'm leaving.
Cece: I send you a check every month. You will stay for this photo.
Carol: That wasn't part of the deal.