Gossip Girl "The Last Days of Disco Stick" Quotes (Page 2)
Blair: [to V and O] First, I'll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out! So, what's it gonna be?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Blair: I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Boxing out is one of Vanessa's favorite activities.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Nate: Give me the phone. You can't talk to him, you can't think about him until his plane leaves.
Serena: What are you gonna do, tie me to a chair?
Nate: I'm gonna take you on a pub crawl, and we're gonna get drunk. Like REALLY drunk!
Serena: Okay!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nate: [to Serena] If it makes you feel any better, you were a great fake girlfriend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Dan?
Dan: Mmm.
Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret!
Dan: It'll be fine, Blair.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nate: [to Dan] Post-threesome stage one. Whereas one if not both girls try to prove that she's the one you belong to.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Dan: Okay, let me get this straight. You want me to cancel on Vanessa, who's going to be justifiably furious, to write a Snow White Lady Gaga musical directed by Blair Waldorf?
• Rating: Unrated
Dan: What is she doing here?
Blair: Silly! I'm the producer. Co-star. And director.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 32
