Olivia: I was taking my shirt off, and you were looking at Vanessa like you've never looked at me. And then you kissed her like you've never kissed me.
Dan: What? That? No. That was barely even a kiss.
Olivia: The fact that you even know what I'm talking about proves it's true. Look inside yourself, Dan, and you'll realize the feelings you have for Vanessa are real.

[to V and O] First, I'll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out! So, what's it gonna be?

Blair

I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.

Blair

Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!

Boxing out is one of Vanessa's favorite activities.

Blair

Nate: Give me the phone. You can't talk to him, you can't think about him until his plane leaves.
Serena: What are you gonna do, tie me to a chair?
Nate: I'm gonna take you on a pub crawl, and we're gonna get drunk. Like REALLY drunk!
Serena: Okay!

[to Serena] If it makes you feel any better, you were a great fake girlfriend.

Nate

Blair: Dan?
Dan: Mmm.
Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret!
Dan: It'll be fine, Blair.

[to Dan] Post-threesome stage one. Whereas one if not both girls try to prove that she's the one you belong to.

Nate
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