Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 5: "The Serena Also Rises" Quotes
Dan: I'm good with just one.
Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, or you're out.
Dan: [pauses] Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.Chuck
They say in fashion that you can become a success overnight. But one minute you're in, and the next, you're out.Gossip Girl
You think Capote got national acclaim for In Cold Blood by judging the murderers?Shapiro
If I have to exploit people to be a good writer, then maybe I don't want to be a good writer.Dan
You sent me five stories all about a sheltered young man with girl problems who lives with his dad in Brooklyn. You think that's going to knock the Yale admissions committee off their tenured asses?Shapiro
Kirsten Dunst? So 2007. Her rehab barely made the radar.Laurel
Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle?Dan
I told Laurel my daughter could make a better seating chart than that drug-addled publicist. It's a blessing she was hauled off to rehab for stealing her son's Ritallin.Eleanor
For what it's worth, Humphrey, you had my back. Never thought I'd say this, but thanks.Chuck
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all!
Chuck: Arthur! Pull over!
Dan: This isn't Brooklyn. Aren't you taking me home?
Chuck: Get out.
Dan: Wait, no, I don't -
Chuck: Tonight was nothing. You're just a drunken idiot. My amusement for the night.
Dan: Can I at least have my shoes?