Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin" Quotes
Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.
Nate
Haven't you ever heard of locker-room gossip? Those guys lied, or exaggerated.
Serena
I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth.
Jack
Blair ... I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having.
Jack
Jenny: Damien's my boyfriend!
Dan: You're 16, come on.
Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.
Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do.
[on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.
Chuck
I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.
Jenny
A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.
Chuck
Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.
Blair
Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.
Serena
Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!
