Uh oh. Looks like someone's small Thanksgiving might just have a big problem. May the Lord make us truly thankful for what we are about to receive.

Gossip Girl

Blair: What are you clutching?
Dorota: Eleanor ask me to pick up some things for Paris. It private.
Blair: You know what isn't? The INS tip line.

Nate: Someone's gotta get through to her before it's too late.
Chuck: You know Serena. Whoever tries better bring a sledgehammer.

Chuck: I just came from a meeting with hotel security. Elevator cameras caught someone pulling the emergency stop button to have a makeout session with their boyfriend.
Nate: You just love your job, don't you?
Chuck: It was Serena and Tripp.

You know I love Thanksgiving! The parade! On TV? I'm 19! Childhood memories are slipping away already.

Blair

These elevators can take forever ...

Why does this have to be so hard?

Serena: Tripp, what are you doing here?
Tripp: You wouldn't return my calls.
Serena: So you're stalking me now?
Tripp: Yes Serena. I'm stalking you.

Vanessa: Sorry for unloading, but I haven't had anyone to vent to since Olivia left to do Bitches of Eastwick. Have you heard from her?
Dan: Umm, no.

Tripp: Maureen orchestrated a fraud. If you walked out the door this second it wouldn't change a thing. But I hope you won't.
Serena: I have to. You're married and as long as you are, I can't do this.

[to Dan] I told you this would end badly. Threesomes, man. Don't believe the hype.

Nate

Nate: Oh my God. This is NOT your next story for the New Yorker. I'm sending it out to an entirely different magazine.
Dan: Oh thanks. That really helps.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 11 Quotes

Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.
Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.

[to Dorota] Hello is the word you're looking for.

Blair