Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" Quotes
Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon.
Gossip Girl
Serena, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.
Chuck
Blair: It wasn't a quickie. Sex is actually a big deal to some of us.
Serena: I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic. Classy, too.
What are you doing right now? How about me?
Blair
I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Chuck
Looks like Blair and Chuck came with quite the appetite... for destruction, that is.
Gossip Girl
If you wanna be part of this world, Jenny, people will talk. Eventually. You gotta decide if all this is worth it.
Blair
Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Look, man, I live in Brooklyn. Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.
Dan
Lily: Don't try to be cute. Those days are long behind you.
Rufus: And here I was, thinking I get better looking every day.
You know, I always knew you were a whore. But I never knew you were a liar.
Blair
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Blair: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
