Gossip Girl "War at the Roses" Quotes
Blair: What are you still doing here Chuck? I threw you out hours ago.
Chuck: I wanted to let you know the treaty is over.
Blair: Fine with me. This pretense of civility was exhausting.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Dan: It's Blair's 20th birthday party and I'm still acting like an eighth grader.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dan: So I wrecked Blair's birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and Lily's anniversary.
Vanessa: Other than that, how was your night?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Rufus: Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Blair: Oh please. If I want to hear fiction I'll go talk to Jonathan Franzen.
• Rating: Unrated
Eleanor: I could kill the caterer. The appetizer tray looks like a Rorschach Test.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: [to Rufus] I know you think you're rock and roll, but you are wearing a two thousand dollar jacket.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Eric: That's their biggest secret? I was expecting something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least feeding a cat to an ATM.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 23
