Blair: What are you still doing here Chuck? I threw you out hours ago.
Chuck: I wanted to let you know the treaty is over.
Blair: Fine with me. This pretense of civility was exhausting.

It's Blair's 20th birthday party and I'm still acting like an eighth grader.

Dan

Dan: So I wrecked Blair's birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and Lily's anniversary.
Vanessa: Other than that, how was your night?

It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.

Blair

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?

Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.

Rufus

Oh please. If I want to hear fiction I'll go talk to Jonathan Franzen.

Blair

I could kill the caterer. The appetizer tray looks like a Rorschach Test.

Eleanor

[to Rufus] I know you think you're rock and roll, but you are wearing a two thousand dollar jacket.

Lily
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