Blair: What are you still doing here Chuck? I threw you out hours ago.
Chuck: I wanted to let you know the treaty is over.
Blair: Fine with me. This pretense of civility was exhausting.

It's Blair's 20th birthday party and I'm still acting like an eighth grader.

Dan

Dan: So I wrecked Blair's birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and Lily's anniversary.
Vanessa: Other than that, how was your night?

It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.

Blair

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?

Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.

Rufus

Oh please. If I want to hear fiction I'll go talk to Jonathan Franzen.

Blair

I could kill the caterer. The appetizer tray looks like a Rorschach Test.

Eleanor

[to Rufus] I know you think you're rock and roll, but you are wearing a two thousand dollar jacket.

Lily

That's their biggest secret? I was expecting something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least feeding a cat to an ATM.

Eric

Since Gothic Barbie remains safely quarantined upstate, feel free to stop by. If you're feeling lonely.

Blair

Dan: Chuck. Hey man, I was just stopping by to see Nate but I guess he's not here.
Chuck: He's in his room.
Dan: Oh he is? He's... not in class? I would have thought—
Chuck: You don't really know how to stage a run-in, do you?

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Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

What part of J. Mendel did you not understand?

Blair

You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western!

Blair
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