Blair: What are you still doing here Chuck? I threw you out hours ago.
Chuck: I wanted to let you know the treaty is over.
Blair: Fine with me. This pretense of civility was exhausting.

It's Blair's 20th birthday party and I'm still acting like an eighth grader.


Dan: So I wrecked Blair's birthday and I betrayed Nate, I disappointed my dad. And as the icing on the cake I pretty much ruined his and Lily's anniversary.
Vanessa: Other than that, how was your night?

It only takes one video to topple an entire career. If you don't believe me just YouTube Connie Chung piano.


Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?

Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.


Oh please. If I want to hear fiction I'll go talk to Jonathan Franzen.


I could kill the caterer. The appetizer tray looks like a Rorschach Test.


[to Rufus] I know you think you're rock and roll, but you are wearing a two thousand dollar jacket.


That's their biggest secret? I was expecting something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least feeding a cat to an ATM.


Since Gothic Barbie remains safely quarantined upstate, feel free to stop by. If you're feeling lonely.


Dan: Chuck. Hey man, I was just stopping by to see Nate but I guess he's not here.
Chuck: He's in his room.
Dan: Oh he is? He's... not in class? I would have thought—
Chuck: You don't really know how to stage a run-in, do you?

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 7 Quotes

What part of J. Mendel did you not understand?


You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western!