Ivy: Careful, Lily. You paid a lot of money to fill those worry lines.
Lily: Listen, you vile little interloper. You and Rufus may have rubbed your last two nickels together to replace my art, but the only people that you are making fools of are yourselves.

Hold it right there, Humpfreak.

Blair

I have been cordial to you for the last 52 minutes. Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I've endured being nice to you?

Blair

What is this Downton Abbey? Everybody, back to work!

Eleanor

Hell hath no fury like a lonely boy scorned.

Dorota

Blair: My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones.
Eleanor: Uh huh.