Lily: Charles, I didn't expect to see you today!
Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way.
Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.

(Lily) I'm trying to do something. I really wanted to do it on my own, but that's not working. I'm thinking you are the only person left that can help. What do you say?

Chuck

Lily: (re: Jack) The bastard is untouchable.
Chuck: What shall we do?
Lily: Time to get dirty. I'm all yours.
Chuck: Let me educate you.

They say it's not over until the fat lady sings. But who's that, here, turning up in the wings? Sorry, B. I think it's curtains.

Gossip Girl

(to Lily) You say you want to be family. But if you really meant it, you wouldn't parade your mistress in public. You'd have some tact, some respect.

Chuck

Serena: I know that look. You're up to no good.
Blair: Good is subjective. If you don't believe me, you can look it up.

Penelope: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught.
Hazel: And spanked.

Spotted, B hot for teacher. Too bad Miss Carr doesn't remember the devil is in the details.

Gossip Girl

(to Lily) Who's your lucky escort this evening? Someone you picked up at the funeral?

Jack

Sticks and stones may break bones, but a poison pen is the best revenge.

Gossip Girl

The thing about new beginnings is that they require something elso to end.

Gossip Girl

(to Dan) I just had a full conversation with this opera-goer about 'The Magic Flute'. And he pretended like that was exactly what he just watched. I'm beginning to get these society people. It's all a big game pretending you know what you're talking about.

Rufus

Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 16 Quotes

Having the freshman class at Brearley hold their annual sleepover in my hotel room was a nice touch.

Jack

I would say "get a room," but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.

Eric

Gossip Girl Season 2 Episode 16 Music

  Song Artist
Watchman, What is Left Of The Night? Greycoats iTunes
Song If You Could See Me Now Dan Crey Trio
Song The Double We Fell To Earth