Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Quotes (Page 10)

Episode 5: "The Fasting and the Furious"

Nate: These might be my friends but they're your family. And you're acting like you barely know them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: This is the mother lode. The biggest secrets of the Upper East Side. Even one of these would not only launch the web site but blow Diana's mind.
Nate: And my ethics. These are my friends. Now that I've actually done this, I don't know what I was thinking.
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Sophie: The clause stays. If you two cannot accept this, then I will not acknowledge the child as my heir. Nor will I acknowledge you.
Louis: You don't have that right anymore. As the future reigning prince, it's up to my child to acknowledge you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cyrus: And furthermore it says that if you break any of these rules you face the possibility of losing custody of your child to the royal family.
Blair: What? Wait, that's—
Louis: Outrageous.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: Since I'm feeling a little raw on the family front, if Eleanor refers to you as Lily Bass again I can't promise I won't return fire.
Lily: I dragged you here, and you have my full blessing to go Sean Penn if need be.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Sometimes all it takes to cross a line is a little push.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Maybe your good friend F. Scott Fitzjackass had you nailed in the book. If something doesn't fall right into your lap, Serena, you don't have a clue how to work for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: An evening of friends and kugel is just what we need.
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Nate: What are you going to do?
Chuck: Take an interest in what matters to Dr. Barnes. Shalom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Yes. If everyone else is moving on with their lives then I'm ready to do the same. All the way to Monaco. You're my family now, Louis. And I want to be yours. Tell your mother that I'm going to be a Grimaldi and I intend to live like one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: I have an idea for you: quit. Your boss is a bitch. Let's go to lunch.
Serena: My job is important to me, B. You have six months to deal with your problem. I have six minutes to deal with mine. Goodbye.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Why are you gossiping when a deal you're running point on is falling apart on live television?
Serena: I'm sorry. This is Blair, my best friend. I figured maybe she could help.
Jane: This isn't high school. This is my business. I told you not to embarrass me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Eliza Barnes: It's obvious that you're deeply troubled and I would be more than happy to help if you were truly interested—in therapy. Now if you'll excuse me, I have Yom Kippur services.
Chuck: Oh. You're Jewish.
Dr. Eliza Barnes: Not that that's any of your business, but I converted.
Chuck: Well that's probably a smart move in your line of work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alessandra: Public television is the last bastion of the intellectual. If this goes well, Charlie Rose could be next.
Dan: Oh, that's a good tactic. Piling on the pressure right before your already-prone-to-nervous-rambling client goes on live television for the first time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Yom Kippur at the Waldorfs will truly be a high holy day, now that Her Royal Highness Princess Sophie has jetted in from Monaco for a bagel and a schmear.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Diana, I swear it wasn't me.
Diana: Since you lie like most people breathe, your oath means very little. Don't forget, my biggest story is you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Diana: And you had me believe crazy was just an act? I think you might be suicidal.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Diana: You start work here under — shall we say — duress, and within five minutes there's a catastrophic leak to my competitor.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: Hey Jane. I swallowed my pride and outrage and did what you asked. We should have Dan's book later today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: I may have overreacted about how you portrayed me in the book.
Dan: Thank you so much. You know I have to admit it's been kind of hard. My dad and Nate and Blair still won't talk to me.
Serena: Well things are looking up then. One down, three to go.
Dan: Never thought you'd be the first.
Serena: I am full of surprises. You know that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Listen, if we launch now everyone will know she's talking about you.
Diana: Not necessarily.
Nate: No, it's too big of a risk.
 • Rating: Unrated

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