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Gossip Girl Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 10: "Riding In Town Cars With Boys"

Dan: I'm starting to understand the appeal of heroin or womanizing or whatever it is that writers do when they can't write.
Serena: It's hard to find inspiration when you're not trashing your friends, huh?
Dan: Well at least I don't have the added pressure of it being turned into a movie. So thank you for that.
• Rating: Unrated

Charlie: It's way too generous. Especially after everything I put you guys through with Max.
Lily: Oh please. That was not your fault. That young man had a lot of problems.
Dan: Hm. No wonder Serena was so into him.
• Rating: Unrated

Lily: Just because Carol made a mockery of her own debut does not mean Charlie should be cheated out of the experience.
Rufus: Yeah, she hired Karen Finley to go in her place and when Carol's name was called, Karen walks out wearing nothing but chocolate and a pillbox hat.
Lily: Now I'm a Karen Finley fan, but it was a bit much. We were barred from the Plaza for years.
• Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Apologies have been made and the security breach fixed. But two weeks later, still not one tip. Apparently no on can hold a grudge like an Upper East Sider. And no one can lie like one either.
• Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 9: "Rhodes to Perdition"

Gossip Girl: If you're going to play with matches make sure you don't leave them around to spark the flame anew. Disco isn't actually dead. And neither am I. XOXO — Gossip Girl
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: No one can touch me anymore. I'm a Rhodes now.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Charlie: What do you want?
Max: My life back. The move to Los Angeles, the job I gave up at Boulud, the two years I spent believing you and loving you when all you did was lie and cheat so you could have some fancy life that isn't yours. You better watch your back. Because I am not leaving town until I get what I deserve.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Carol: If they ever found out the truth about the real Charlotte Rhodes, they would never forgive me. This way we both get to keep our family.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carol: Looks like we're finally in the clear. You can leave anytime you want.
Charlie: Would it be okay with you if I stay?
Carol: You have enough money. You could set yourself up anywhere in the world.
Charlie: It's not about the money for me. In fact, you can have all of it.
Carol: Then what do you want?
Charlie: Family.
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Long after the clubs have closed, disco inferno rages on. For some, it's burning desire that keeps them awake at night. For others it's the flame of uncertainty that plagues them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: Miss Blair, if you finally find key to bring Mr. Louis back to the castle why you not look like perky self?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Nate: You still love her, huh?
Chuck: I can't imagine the day I won't.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Cece: Thank you for your discretion earlier.
Charlie: No problem. But you know if you're really sick, I think you should tell the family. They might care more than you think.
Cece: Perhaps. But I appreciate you protecting my secret. We all have them. It's a Rhodes family tradition.
• Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Sister Sledge sang "We are family" but she had nothing on the Rhodes girls.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Cece: Enough! This is my granddaughter Charlie Rhodes. I was there the day she was born, she is my family. I don't need any proof. I know it in my bones.
Serena: You should go before we call the police.
Max: Just remember, I warned all of you.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I only want you to be happy, I'm just sorry it couldn't be with me.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Chuck: You never pulled me to the dark side, Blair.
Blair: I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, but I have my answer.
Chuck: You're the lightest thing that ever came into my life.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Nate: I told you I'd do the right thing. I'm sorry if we have different versions of what that is.
William van der Bilt: I'm not here to reprimand you. You remind me of myself when I was my age.
Nate: Wait, you're not angry that I alluded to Maureen?
William van der Bilt: You're your own man, Nathaniel. I always loved you, but now I respect you too.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Charlie: I know what's wrong.
Cece: Yeah, you keep this apartment excessively warm.
Charlie: Just tell them, Grandma. She's been dieting to fit into her jumpsuit. A few martinis and glasses of champagne on an empty stomach and anyone would pass out.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0