Dan: Think they hate me?
Georgina: They fear you. Welcome to the Upper East Side.

Nate, I came up here to make out, not to watch you and Chuck play Wikieaks.

Sage

The problem with having Bart behind me is he can stab me in the back.

Chuck

Blair: Pocahontas needs her John Smith.
Chuck: I always thought of myself more as a John Rolfe kind of man.

What is Thanksgiving without a side of drama?

Blair

Did you hear her? She is getting domestic with that wool-haired whiner.

Blair

Did somebody order a Thanksgiving spread?

Blair

We can't be together.

Chuck

Where are you going? Blair need you to come over and kill a spider?

Bart

Ivy: All that matters is Lily thinks she lost two husbands to me.
Bart: I'm fine being your Elliot Spitzer scandal.

Compared to them, I'm a turtle dove.

Blair

If I eat another waffle, I'll puke.

Ivy

Gossip Girl Quotes

Life isn't a fairy tale, and happy endings are few and far between.

Gossip Girl

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?