I would never be that cruel to you...on purpose.

Blair

What could possibly be so important that you misplaced? Your viagra?

Chuck

I can't think of any reason to hold back.

Dan

Ivy: Careful, Lily. You paid a lot of money to fill those worry lines.
Lily: Listen, you vile little interloper. You and Rufus may have rubbed your last two nickels together to replace my art, but the only people that you are making fools of are yourselves.

Hold it right there, Humpfreak.

Blair

I have been cordial to you for the last 52 minutes. Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I've endured being nice to you?

Blair

What is this Downton Abbey? Everybody, back to work!

Eleanor

Hell hath no fury like a lonely boy scorned.

Dorota

Blair: My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones.
Eleanor: Uh huh.

Georgina: He's Protestant. I do my best work with Catholics.
Chuck: Thank God I'm an atheist.

Chuck: Dad?
Bart: Oh my god.

Gossip Girl: Of course, everybody knows that on the Upper East Side nothing lasts forever. And when one door closes, another one always opens. The only question is: Who's waiting behind it.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Life isn't a fairy tale, and happy endings are few and far between.

Gossip Girl

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?