I would never be that cruel to you...on purpose.

Blair

What could possibly be so important that you misplaced? Your viagra?

Chuck

I can't think of any reason to hold back.

Dan

Ivy: Careful, Lily. You paid a lot of money to fill those worry lines.
Lily: Listen, you vile little interloper. You and Rufus may have rubbed your last two nickels together to replace my art, but the only people that you are making fools of are yourselves.

Hold it right there, Humpfreak.

Blair

I have been cordial to you for the last 52 minutes. Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I've endured being nice to you?

Blair

What is this Downton Abbey? Everybody, back to work!

Eleanor

Hell hath no fury like a lonely boy scorned.

Dorota

Blair: My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones.
Eleanor: Uh huh.

Georgina: He's Protestant. I do my best work with Catholics.
Chuck: Thank God I'm an atheist.

Chuck: Dad?
Bart: Oh my god.

Gossip Girl: Of course, everybody knows that on the Upper East Side nothing lasts forever. And when one door closes, another one always opens. The only question is: Who's waiting behind it.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.

We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

Gossip Girl