Gossip Girl Quotes
I would never be that cruel to you...on purpose.Blair
What could possibly be so important that you misplaced? Your viagra?Chuck
I can't think of any reason to hold back.Dan
Ivy: Careful, Lily. You paid a lot of money to fill those worry lines.
Lily: Listen, you vile little interloper. You and Rufus may have rubbed your last two nickels together to replace my art, but the only people that you are making fools of are yourselves.
Hold it right there, Humpfreak.Blair
I have been cordial to you for the last 52 minutes. Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I've endured being nice to you?Blair
What is this Downton Abbey? Everybody, back to work!Eleanor
Hell hath no fury like a lonely boy scorned.Dorota
Blair: My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones.
Eleanor: Uh huh.
Georgina: He's Protestant. I do my best work with Catholics.
Chuck: Thank God I'm an atheist.
Bart: Oh my god.
Gossip Girl: Of course, everybody knows that on the Upper East Side nothing lasts forever. And when one door closes, another one always opens. The only question is: Who's waiting behind it.