Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 9: "Rhodes to Perdition"

Lily: Rufus and I have a small gift for you.
Rufus: Opening night, I tracked it down for you.
Cece: How surprisingly thoughtful. If I had any memory of that night I'm sure it would be fond.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I returned it because you asked me to let you go. I wanted to move on to give you a happy life you deserve.
Blair: All this time I've blamed you. For pulling me into the dark. But I was wrong. It was me who brought out your dark side. And now that I'm with Louis I've done the same to him.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Chuck: Doctor Krueger thought you were upset I returned the ring.
Blair: He has too many PhDs. They cancel each other out and make him a moron.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

William van der Bilt: I understand you're upset by Maureen's manipulations, but Tripp was completely in the dark about her antics with that river rescue. I'm sure this is the same now. This isn't a story, it's a family squabble. That could cost your cousin his career.
Nate: I'll do the right thing, don't worry.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alessandra: If it makes you feel better, there's a Twitter called HumphreyLove too.
Dan: That's me.
Alessandra: Sorry. I should have recognized your scalpel-sharp self-deprecation.
Dan: I have over a thousand followers.
Alessandra: Let's hope they bought books.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Chaka Khan might have been every woman, but it looks like Charlie Rhodes is about to have trouble being two.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: I let go of you, Blair.
Blair: Then prove it by telling me how!
Chuck: I can't. But if you don't believe me, call on Harry Winston. The night of the Spectator launch, I left the engagement ring I bought you on the doorstep. And walked away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Doctor: Are you saying that you want your fiance to be more like Chuck?
Blair: No! More like the man Chuck's become. Like Louis used to be when Chuck was like Louis is now.
Doctor: If you don't mind my saying so, you seem confused.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Doctor: And what is it you're searching for, Blair?
Blair: Nice try on the bait-and-switch, but I was a teenage bulimic and my father came out when I was 15. This isn't my first analysis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Listen, I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you.
Tripp: Yeah, I doubt that. I'm sorry you're enjoying every second of this.
Nate: I know our history isn't exactly pristine, Tripp, but we're still family.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: If you ever find yourself sick with Saturday Night Fever, the last thing you want is someone to turn up the heat.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chuck: What's really going on Blair?
Blair: Okay, if you must know I'm trying to pinpoint the source of your light so I can pull Louis out of the darkness. You changed, so can he. I have all day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Your transformation really is astounding. Case to share how you gave up your bad Bass ways. How you went from Charlie Sheen to Charlie Brown? Bar to mitzvah?
Chuck: There really is no answer to that question. It's an evolution.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Namaste. I'm sorry to interrupt you getting into someone's yoga pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Looks like I'm not the only one doing the hustle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carol: Hi. We have a problem.
Charlie: Well add this one to the list. Max is dating Serena. If you don't want me to leave or get caught we have to pay him off immediately.
Carol: Except we don't have the money. I just came from the bank. Turns out my mother's added a security measure to the account—probably to punish me. Any withdrawal over $50,000 requires her signature.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: I need this time to figure out what went wrong with Louis and right it.
Dorota: Maybe he Freaky Friday with Mr. Chuck. They struck by lightning at the same time or pee in the same fountain.
Blair: That's incredibly unsanitary.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Blair: I still love Louis. I just want to marry the sweet Prince who returned my Vivier slipper and made me believe in fairytales, not one of the Brothers Grimm.
Dorota: Even Prince Charming can fall off horse.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: Why should I thank someone for a blender? Do I look like the kind of girl who makes margaritas?
Dorota: Oh, margaritas sound delicious. But six months away at least.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Looks like I'm not the only one everyone despises. Lonely Boy's fans are slowing dwindling. But his haters are going forth and multiplying.
 • Rating: Unrated

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