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Gossip Girl Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 9: "Rhodes to Perdition"

Rufus: It's time to leave Inside behind. And go outside.
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Rufus: That's it. I stayed quiet while you crashed bridal showers and skipped out of book tours. I was hoping with enough time and support you'd realize that even though your book didn't do as well as you'd hoped, you still had your whole future ahead of you. Being a shut-in is not bouncing back.
Dan: I was defending my honor.
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Max: Why would you trust an anonymous baker when you have a master chef in your midst? You could be my sous for the afternoon.
Serena: Could we cover ourselves in flour and lick spoons and do other cute things?
Max: That's a prerequisite.
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Charlie: I've never seen so much lamé before. Grandma actually wore this?
Lily: Yes. And looked fabulous riding in on an elephant in it. Which is why the Studio 54 anniversary party is in her honor. And Bianca Jagger's, but we won't mention that to her when she arrives.
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Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, staying alive isn't as easy as it appears. And after last week's security breach leading to no new tips, it looks like I might be dancing by myself.
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Episode 7: "The Big Sleep No More"

Gossip Girl: And some masks we wear because we hope to stay hidden. But that's the problem with wearing masks. They can be ripped off at any moment. XOXO —Gossip Girl
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Diana: Everything's set.
William: Good. Very good.
Diana: You should never have doubted me.
William: You've done a fine job rehabilitating my grandson's image. He's right where I need him to be.
Diana: And Serena's right where we need her too. Always a pleasure working with you, William.
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Gossip Girl: Some masks we put on because it's truly who we want to be. Some we wear because we can't bear to face what's really underneath. Or because it's what someone else needs us to be.
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Gossip Girl: We all wear different masks for different reasons.
Diana: Nate, you matter to me. A lot. I was just trying to be cool. You know that's my thing. Although I'm beginning to see I may need a new thing. From now on, equals.
Nate: Just us. Together. Seeing what happens.
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Gossip Girl: Lock your windows, Upper East Siders. Looks like Serena's cuckoo cousin Charlie is off her meds again. And about to jump to her own conclusion.
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Nate: So I don't get it, you kissed Blair so she'd think you hadn't changed?
Chuck: The only way for Blair to move on is if she thinks I never will. I had to kiss her to set her free.
Nate: That may be the most selfless thing you've ever done.
Chuck: I've never been more good and less happy about it.
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Gossip Girl: All masks eventually have to come off, and with them so do the gloves.
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Max: I'm not going to drop everything because you tell me to, Ivy. You walked out on me.
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Dan: It was one thing to feel like my book wasn't exactly appreciated in the Upper East Side—I expected that—but then the readings on the tour, they were less and less full. In Hartford I think like ten people showed up, and half of them were there to get out of the rain. My book is a failure, Dad. I'm a failure.
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Diana: This is exactly why we need to work together on your blog. So Gossip Girl loses her power.
Serena: Or I just develop a thicker skin.
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Gossip Girl: It's been the performance of a lifetime for Cousin Charlie. But tonight it looks like it might just be the final curtain.
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Blair: Do you remember when we used to play dress-up?
Chuck: How could I forget. Though I didn't think this was your kind of entertainment anymore.
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Nate: Why don't you go find the witches. They're awesome. And I think I see Lady Macbeth.
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Dorota: You really think pillows under covers trick me? You lumpier now!
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Gossip Girl: Seems the play's the thing tonight. But watch out, players. You might be the ones getting played.
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Season: 5 4 3 2 1
Total Season 5 Quotes: 400
Total Gossip Girl Quotes: 2651
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