I'm scared. I'm not as tough as it is, you know?

Lily

It's kind of hard to party after the gay bomb drops.

Elise

Hope that wasn't the wrong answer, S. This test doesn't grade on a curve.

Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.

Blair

Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!

Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.
Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.
Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.

And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.

Blair

Serena, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.

Dan

(as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.

Dan
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