Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 18: "Much I Do About Nothing"

Mr. Archibald: Wow! Clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice, fellas: You've been friends a long time. Whoever she is, she's not worth it.
Chuck: I couldn't agree more.
Nate: That's the problem.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Chuck: You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Blair: (kicks Chuck's leg) Break a leg.
Chuck: I think I just did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: You were on the floor!
Chuck: I hurt my back.
Blair: How? It's not like you every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 17: "Woman On the Verge"

Dan: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
Blair: Yes.
Nate: Absolutely.
Chuck: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Why are you here?
Blair: Uh, I'm a big fan of Lincoln Hawk?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Serena: So where's Georgina?
Chuck: You're out of luck, she just left.
Serena: Where's Dan?
Chuck: I'm out of luck, he's still here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: You know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted, B. and C. reunited to defend S.'s honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Vanessa: Nate Archibald, man of the people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Hello?
Nate: Hey, I only have a second. I'm on my way to Queens.
Blair: Gross. Why?
Nate: To meet Vanessa at a concert.
Blair: It got grosser.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted, Lonely Boy, on the Upper East Side, learning the lesson that nothing stays missing for long.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I don't feel so good.
Georgina: (to Pete) Don't worry, she gets frisky right after she hurls.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Serena: Because, I would rather Dan think I cheated on him than know what I really did.
Nate: What you really did?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: [on the phone with Lily] I think you should have worry about your daughter. Worry like before she went away.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Serena: Instead, we ended up in the bar and I opened that bottle of champagne and we... well...
Blair: We can skip that part, k?
Chuck: Go ahead, I'll fill her in later.
Serena: I left in a hurry. I felt so terrible, so guilty for what I'd just done. I just.. I had to get out of there. Georgina and I had plans to meet up after, so I headed straight to her... little did I know, she had a surprise waiting for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: What about her?
Serena: Well, something happened the night of the Shepherd's wedding.
Blair: I think we're all aware of what happened that night.
Serena: No, something else. Something I've tried to escape but Georgina won't let me. And now she's blackmailing me.
Nate: Blackmailing you?
Chuck: With what exactly?
Serena: Well, it started when Blair thought you and I had too much to drink. She told us to get some air, go outside, sober up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: You can tell us anything. We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
Serena: If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: She's right Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair: [points at Chuck] Yeah, I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate: I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. [looks at Chuck] Once.
Blair: [looks at Chuck]
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Dan puts me on a pedestal, if he knew the truth he will never look at me again.
Chuck: Your starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate: Cmon, you can tell us.
Blair: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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