[to Dan] It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.


Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!


Asher takes an unusually long time in the shower after lacrosse practice.


Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.


[to Jenny] Now you know how Vanessa Hudgens feels.


I am so glad that Gossip Girl finally got her balls back — she was so turning into the new Page Six.


All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.


When you revise the seating chart, don't forget to place Mr. Spitzer as far away from Serena's table as possible.


Don't look so sad little J! The sun will come out tomorrow, even though your boyfriend did today.

I'm scared. I'm not as tough as it is, you know?


It's kind of hard to party after the gay bomb drops.


Hope that wasn't the wrong answer, S. This test doesn't grade on a curve.

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?