[to Dan] It's your brotherly duty to keep her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.

Blair

Even you should know that jealousy clashes with L.L. Bean pants!

Jenny

Asher takes an unusually long time in the shower after lacrosse practice.

Isabel

Right know Gossip Girl's credibility is like Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis.

Blair

[to Jenny] Now you know how Vanessa Hudgens feels.

Hazel

I am so glad that Gossip Girl finally got her balls back — she was so turning into the new Page Six.

Isabel

All that matters to someone like Jenny right now are the 4 Gs, Guys, Girlfriends and Gossip Girl.

Blair

When you revise the seating chart, don't forget to place Mr. Spitzer as far away from Serena's table as possible.

Lily

Don't look so sad little J! The sun will come out tomorrow, even though your boyfriend did today.

I'm scared. I'm not as tough as it is, you know?

Lily

It's kind of hard to party after the gay bomb drops.

Elise

Hope that wasn't the wrong answer, S. This test doesn't grade on a curve.

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes

Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clock is ticking.

Gossip Girl

Mrs. Waldorf: If you're gonna wear one of my designs, at least tell me so we can have it fitted.
Blair: Thanks, mom.