Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.

Blair

Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed!
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!

Rufus: You used to cry when I didn't walk you to school.
Jenny: That wasn't me, that was Dan.
Dan: I was six. It was a very emotional time for me, post-tee ball.

And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extracurriculars? I should kick her well-rounded ass.

Blair

Serena, don't take this the wrong way, but you sound like a jackass we know.

Dan

(as Serena covers his eyes and kisses him) Oh, Chuck, I had no idea you felt that way about me.

Dan

Elise: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
Jenny: He's a dog-walker. I need a king, not a jester.

(to Serena) You always did know how to leave them wanting more.

Georgina

(to Serena) And do you remember when we ran out of money and I had to flash the bartender?

Georgina

Dan: I can't concentrate.
Jenny: The sound of your own voice annoying you?

Nelly: Todd's here? Do I have cushion face?
Isabel: A little.

Isabel: So how did you get Todd to play along?
Blair: Hey Is... what are you doing tonight?
Isabel: Uh, not Todd.
Blair: Fine, I guess I'll have to come up with something else.

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