Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 1 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 1 Episode 13: "A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate"

Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 12: "School Lies"

Gossip Girl: Sometimes you need to step outside, clear your head and remind yourself of who you are. And where you wanna be. And sometimes you have to venture outside your world in order to find yourself. As for me, I'm happy right where I am. I only wanna be with you. xoxo ... Gossip Girl
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Who knew B and C were such patrons of the arts? Call it philanthropy or bribery, it looks like everyone has their price.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vanessa: You're sick!
Chuck: You're welcome!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted - Lonely Boy learning that when the punishment fits the crime, there's no reason you can't serve your sentence in style.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: There's a weak link in every chain. And it's just a matter of time before this one snaps.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, it's easy to think that the world is exactly as it appears. Refined, elegant, imposing... But sometimes, all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate (to Ms.Queller): Can we just move into the punishment portion of this meeting?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ms. Queller: I've already talked to your parents, at least those I could reach, and look forward to reading your personal essays. 10,000 words describing how you came to be on school property after hours, with alcohol and drugs, where a fellow student almost died. In other words what the hell is wrong with you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan (to Vanessa): Well, if you wanted to get the perfect shot of me feeling like an outsider, I'm ready for my close-up.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Vanessa (to Chuck): What's that? Your stripper money?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, you and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended or expelled, a wing is donated in the Bass name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair (to Serena): You are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Dan] What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: "What are you up to besides missing me?"
Dan: "Just wondering whether you were missing me."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I'd never done that stupid thing before. You look confused... should I walk you through it?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Vanessa: (on Rufus' song) Okay, not big on the soundtrack, whatever movie he's scoring sounds depressing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: You know, if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister. And you know what they say, the family that plays together stays together.
Serena: Ah. Incest, the universal taboo. One of the, uh, only ones you haven't violated.
Chuck: I'm game if you are.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: So Dan, what will it be? Cheerios and Chaucer, or an illegal party at your prep school pool with your high society girlfriend and her nasty cohorts?
Dan: Dad? Vanessa and I are going out!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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