(as Sarah) Seriously, you and Dan are so sweet to adopt me, I'd be a mess without you guys... more of a mess than I already am.


Vanessa: Give her a break, Asher is her first love.
Dan: It's infatuation, it's not love.
Georgina: Yeah, but to a 15-year-old, girl, I mean, there really isn't much of a difference.

Serena: Oh, Sarah again, what is she, your new girlfriend?
Dan: Yeah, just kidding, but she's new in town, and she does want to meet you.

Dan: How are you always so right?
Serena: Its easy when you're always wrong.

I killed someone.


[to Dan] Are you calling me queer? I'm so queer I'm going to pop your sister's cherry tonight!


[to Eric] Oh my God, wait, do you have a crush on me or something? Don't be embarrassed, it's totally understandable, and not that unexpected actually. I'm flattered, it's just, my heart belongs to Asher. I've gotta go, but text me, okay?


[to Jenny] To think, I almost asked you to wear a matching dress tonight.


Man on Tape: You sure she's going to be down for this?
Georgina: It's Serena, she'll go down for anything.

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