Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 28)

Season 2 Episode 1: "Summer, Kind of Wonderful"

Eric: [to Chuck] Yeah... 'How Well Do You Know Blair Waldorf' is a little boring to those of us who actually know Blair Waldorf.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Chuck Bass waiting for the Jitney. A dozen roses in one hand, his heart in the other. You know what they say: A man is a good thing to come home for. But an even better thing to come home with.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Ain't karma a bitch? We know Blair Waldorf is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf at Charles de Gaulle, homeward bound. What could possibly make Queen B abandon her two dads before Labor Day? We bet Chuck Bass wants to know.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Skank on Beach: Mister Chuck, is there anything you need caretaking of?
Chuck: The only thing I need to take care of... is you. (looks at other skanks) And you, and you ...
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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