Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes"

Blair: NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Everything with Gabriel is perfect.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: [to Gabriel] I don't hate you. But I hate lying. And you lied to me. And you lied to Poppy. And despite everything, she's still my friend and I care about her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Blair] I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Blair: Serena says he just disappears: Poof! I'm going to find out where he's poofing to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Will you move in with me?
Blair: "Yes!
 • Rating: 3.1 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Georgina: I went to church, found Jesus, and I told him all my sins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Chuck] I think next year is going to be harder than I thought. Me in Morningside Heights, and her all the way down in the Village, it's basically going to be like we're in a long-distance relationship.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: Serena didn't steal me. She swept me away.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Serena: Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: [to Gabriel] Without you, how else will all of the African teenagers send in updates to Gossip Girl?
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: I've done the two-girlfriend thing; I can't do it again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vanessa: [still playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass twice. [drinks faster]
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: [playing 'I Never'] I never slept with Chuck Bass. [drinks]
 • Rating: 3.4 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 21: "Seder Anything"

Gossip Girl: Baruch Atah ay Dios mio! This Passover is going to get its own Spanish Inquisition!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she's a giraffe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: My mom and Cyrus are hosting Passover at my house. I thought first-borns were supposed to be spared.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: [to Chuck] The only human contact that you don't pay for is the people in this house.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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