[sizing up Georgina's character] I sense aspiration, yearning, striving to be accepted. Then I sense this appealing counter note of sincerity ... This is the story of a young girl who is enjoying her first taste of the spoils of dirty oil. It's perfect.

Chuck

If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.

Blair

Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!

This is an adult scandal.

Lily

Georgina: No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol.
Chuck: That's good, because I prefer to be the one doing the entering.
Georgina: To each his own holy water.

Serena: It doesn't make sense!
Blair: Feelings never do. They get you all confused. Then they drive you around for hours before they drop you right back where you started.

I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't. It doesn't make any sense.

Serena

Serena: The entire thing was a scam.
Chuck: His suits never did fit well.

Gabriel: I had to give my investors something, so I brought on new investors to had to give the old investors...
Chuck: We know the rest, it's called a Ponzi scheme.

Gabriel: Poppy's got the rich friends who invite her to parties, the designers who give her expensive clothes to wear in the pictures...
Chuck: In other words, she's a faux-cialite.

Blair: You don't sound like yourself.
Georgina: That's because I'm not.
Blair: I don't think Jesus would like that.
Georgina: You can tell Jesus the bitch is back.

Serena: Chuck, why did you just do that?
Chuck: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy.

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Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair

Blair: Whatever you're going through, I wanna be there for you.
Chuck: We've talked about this. You are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And you are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done, the darkest thought you've ever had, I will stand by you through anything.
Chuck: And why would you do that.
Blair: Because I love you.
Chuck: Well, that's too bad.

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