Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 9)

Season 2 Episode 16: "You've Got Yale!"

Miss Queller: (to Blair) I've called you here this morning because Miss Carr told me what you did. You leave me no choice but to give you detention. Yale has been notified, your acceptance has been placed on hold. If you complete detention to my satisfaction, Yale will still be possible. But if you do not...
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blair: What are you doing?
Serena: I'm just reading the Brown catalog. Oh, and I ordered a home dreadlocking kit. Want to meet up later?
Blair: Definitely. Maybe we can get a jump-start on your veganism.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penelope: The Devil would say you're already in Yale. You have security, now more than ever you can do what you want.
Isabel: And an angel would say, all the more reason to not to. You have what you want.
Penelope: You don't have a perfect transcript.
Isabel: But you don't need one. You're in. Ugh! I hate having to play the angel.
Penelope: I know, the Devil is so much better.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Chuck: If your people don't come up with anything, maybe we can try #26.
Lily: (reading) Crash Jack in plane. The Bass jet is kind of expensive, Charles.
Chuck: There's insurance.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Did you really try to send him anthrax through the mail?
Chuck: The black market's not what it used to be.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: (to Lily) I can't believe you. You're actually going to take your half-price hustler out on the town tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: (on phone) No I told you, under 18 and I want verification. I don't care where you have to import them from, I want them young and unstable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: (re: Vanessa) I saw a DVD of The Ring Cycle at her house and I figured she might like some champagne in my family's box.
Dan: Yeah, that's good, that's good. Don't tell her you saw that DVD though, because I pointed it out once and she made me watch the whole thing with no subtitles. If you've ever seen Clockwork Orange, then you know how that ended up.
Nate: What's a clockwork orange?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic flute, Amadeus. All this queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Blair: You look like a firing squad.
Harold: More like a "Welcoming Commitee." It's the big day!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Dan: That's Miss Carr? Does she have Benjamin Button syndrome?
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Lily: Charles, I didn't expect to see you today!
Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way.
Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: (Lily) I'm trying to do something. I really wanted to do it on my own, but that's not working. I'm thinking you are the only person left that can help. What do you say?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: (re: Jack) The bastard is untouchable.
Chuck: What shall we do?
Lily: Time to get dirty. I'm all yours.
Chuck: Let me educate you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: They say it's not over until the fat lady sings. But who's that, here, turning up in the wings? Sorry, B. I think it's curtains.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: (to Lily) You say you want to be family. But if you really meant it, you wouldn't parade your mistress in public. You'd have some tact, some respect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I know that look. You're up to no good.
Blair: Good is subjective. If you don't believe me, you can look it up.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Penelope: A new teacher is like a child. It has to be taught.
Hazel: And spanked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted, B hot for teacher. Too bad Miss Carr doesn't remember the devil is in the details.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: (to Lily) Who's your lucky escort this evening? Someone you picked up at the funeral?
 • Rating: Unrated

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