Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes
Serena: I'm embarrassed to say this, but I think I might be grounded.
Poppy: Oh, Serena ... no.
I came to you because I wanted to do something besides feel sorry for myself, but all it's been has been sleazy platitudes and you staring at my boobs.
Vanessa
In the last 20 minutes I've been hit on by two Bronfmans and a gay designer. It was so worth it.
Penelope
Maybe girl from Brooklyn cry, Mr. Nate nice boy, he wipe tears, he touch her hair, she touch his ... not that this ever happen to me.
Dorota
Look at us — you going to Yale. Jenny might actually make it to 16.
Rufus
Do you know how many types of jam they have there?
Jenny
So everything's just the same as when I left then.
Poppy
Have fun with your little party.
Poppy
Dan: What does Chuck Bass do at 8 in the morning? It's not like you work out.
Chuck: I do my cardio in the evenings. The morning is for business, which I am late for.
Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.
Hey, Blair, it's Rachel that's been messing with you. And ... we had sex in the costume closet. So, do what you want with that.
Dan
Blair: Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy is changing every five minutes?
Dorota: You need to calm nerves and warm vocal cords. You want tea?
Blair: No. I want Dan Humphrey's head on a platter.
