Serena: No word from Chuck?
Blair: He's sitting down with Satan this morning.

I invited my minions. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Blair

Dorota, from the first moment I saw you, I knew you were princess. And every day you make me feel like King.

Vanya

The grilled cheese with truffles is really good, by the way!

Jenny

Serena, you've done some unforgivable things, like sleeping with Nate when we were saving ourselves for each other or killing Pete Fairman. How far is too far?

Blair

Someday maybe you girls find true love, too. And your children not grow up to be bastards.

Dorota

Jack: Champagne okay?
Blair: I'd prefer something stronger, to kill the germs.

[to Nate] I just thought you wanted to me have fun again.

Jenny

Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, the rules of battle are simple: there are no rules.

Believe it or not I prefer women who actually want to have sex with me.

Jack

A drink, first?

Jack

If you're referring to the fact I'm not in Thailand smoking hash with prostitutes, change is good.

Chuck

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

Gossip Girl