Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 3 Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"

Blair: [to V and O] First, I'll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out! So, what's it gonna be?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Blair: I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it.
Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on.
Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit.
Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit!
Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Boxing out is one of Vanessa's favorite activities.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Nate: Give me the phone. You can't talk to him, you can't think about him until his plane leaves.
Serena: What are you gonna do, tie me to a chair?
Nate: I'm gonna take you on a pub crawl, and we're gonna get drunk. Like REALLY drunk!
Serena: Okay!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Serena] If it makes you feel any better, you were a great fake girlfriend.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Dan?
Dan: Mmm.
Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret!
Dan: It'll be fine, Blair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Dan] Post-threesome stage one. Whereas one if not both girls try to prove that she's the one you belong to.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dan: Okay, let me get this straight. You want me to cancel on Vanessa, who's going to be justifiably furious, to write a Snow White Lady Gaga musical directed by Blair Waldorf?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: What is she doing here?
Blair: Silly! I'm the producer. Co-star. And director.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Don't look now, but those are the JV mean girls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Tripp? Really? Two months ago you were all over Carter Baizen. Tripp has sacrificed so much to get where he is. We all have. He can't just throw it away on you.
Serena: He's fighting it, and so am I. I can literally feel my heart thump when I see him. I haven't felt this way since I was 13 and saw Jude Law in Alfie.
Nate: Well you're not 13 anymore, Serena.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I think I'm about to get involved with a married man.
Nate: Why am I the only one you can talk to?
Serena: Because it's Tripp.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Don't forget yourself, Congressman. Your marriage could wind up in a million little pieces.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tripp: I've been a little ... distracted.
Serena: Tell me about it.
Tripp: Last week ...
Serena: Nothing happened.
Tripp: Then why does it feel like it did?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olivia: Being a movie star has a certain cachet.
Blair: I may have read that at the dentist.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Olivia! Just the starlet I was hoping to see!
Olivia: Hi Blair. Does Dorota need to use my outlet for your towel warmer again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons.
 • Rating: Unrated

Olivia: I don't care how much money it is. Look, KC, Bitches of Eastwick is a terrible idea.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: A threesome?!
Dan: Yup, just me, Olivia, Vanessa, two girls, four boobs and one Dan Humphrey. How awesome am I?
Nate: How stupid can you be?
Dan: What?
Nate: Look, I know things. I've been to Europe. Chuck Bass is my best friend. The third person is supposed to be a complete stranger!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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