Rufus: I thought you'd be in school by now.
Dan: I thought you'd be on the Upper East Side... with your wife.

No matter what language you say it in, looks like S just started the clock on a ticking time bomb.

Are you in the hospital? Since I know you're alive, there can be no other possible reason why you'd sacrifice my entire future.

Blair

After years of starvation, you can't let him gorge on sundaes. He'll panic and decide he hates ice cream.

Blair

I read like five self-help blogs on how to turns friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word.

Dan

With enough time, we all find what we're looking for. Even if it was there all along.

Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.

Blair

If we wanted to have sex, we'd just go to a hotel.

Jenny

One of his concubines had his name tattooed on her ass. I have more important things to do than search for another female member of the Bart Bass fan club.

Chuck

Chastity belts go very well with formal wear.

Blair

Serena: Did I tell you that he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It's so sweet.
Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It's off-limits until you're in a relationship.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Seems Dickens knew something about life on the Upper East Side.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

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