Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 23)

Season 3 Episode 5: "Rufus Getting Married"

Rufus: You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carter: Are you okay?
Serena: Please, just leave. Okay, I need some time.
Carter: Serena, I told you what I told you because it's not the same with you. I really do care about you Serena. So much.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Ah, the wedding march. Here comes ... the awkward pause!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: What, you know him?
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I can't write my vows. How can I when we don't agree on how to raise our children, we can't agree on anything.
Rufus: What happened to taking a leap?
Lily: But the stakes are too high!
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: You okay?
Carter: No. And you may not be either once you hear what I have to say.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carter: A few months before we left to search for your dad, I ran up some gambling debt. I owed a lot of money to some scary people. I met this woman, Beth. She was kind, shy. She fell in love with me, and I saw an opportunity.
Serena: She had money?
Carter: Her family did. I knew they'd take care of my debts if they knew I was about to be one of them, so, I proposed. The wedding was all set. She had the dress, flowers ... I nearly went through with it, but I didn't love her.
Serena: So what, you just disappeared?
Carter: It's the worst thing I've ever done.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carter: You're setting me up?
Chuck: I'm giving you a choice. You can go to the wedding, tell Serena the ugly truth. Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, you still have to deal with Bree, her family, and a little something they like to call Southern justice.
Carter: Or?
Chuck: [to Carter] I'm sick of being your travel agent. This ticket's the last. It's one-way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: We can keep asking each other if we can do this. We can keep planning, and adjusting, and talking some more. Or we can just leap. So let's leap! Let's get married!
Lily: We're already getting married, Rufus.
Rufus: I mean soon. I mean tomorrow. We leap.
Lily: Oh my God. Yes. We leap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: [to Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: I gotta be honest, I really like Olivia ...
Vanessa: Dan, you're WAY off base right now.
Dan: ... and I've always cared about you, but ...
Vanessa: Stop! I'm not in love with you, you moron. Georgina's been blackmailing me.
Dan: What? Why? Look, Vanessa, I'm your best friend. You can tell me, you have to tell me. What does she have on you?
Vanessa: She knows that I know Scott is your brother.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Put on those dancing shoes, kids. We're going to the chapel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: I call the Sonic Youths. They in Northampton. They try to make it.
Serena: Acceptable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: [to Vanessa] Look, I don't know if you're joking or if Lenny made brownies from your floor again, but I'm kind of in the middle of something, so we'll talk later, alright?
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: For Georgina Sparks, love is always a battlefield.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: There are songs that make us want to dance, songs that make us want to sing along.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Ooh, ooh 'Love Child.' Things didn't get any easier. Guess we might want to move the honeymoon suite to the 'Heartbreak Hotel.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Looks like this wedding song just became 'Stormy Weather.' But don't worry, 'Here Comes the Sun.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: The only no I want to hear is if Ruth Madoff asks for an invite.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: What is this? It's wonderful!
Chuck: Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang Mai.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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