Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 29)

Season 3 Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune"

Blair: It isn't an open relationship, we're completely monogamous! It's just another one of our games, like the rest.
Serena: Yeah, until it isn't anymore. Playing the scorned woman and actually being the scorned woman is a slippery slope.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Chuck plays the cheating bastard and I play the scorned woman. I even get to choose who to humiliate! Models, tourists, Upper West Siders ...
Serena: I don't know if anyone ever told you this, but the honeymoon is supposed to end, it's not real. The real part is after the honeymoon ends, when you settle down with someone, the three-month milestone.
Blair: It's not a milestone, it's a gravestone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: There is nothing out-of-sight, out-of-mind about your summer. I know what happened. I know there was no ashram.
Serena: I went to an ashram ... on a tour?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: Glad I had the number for City Harvest. This is all a little much.
Dan: A little much? This makes the Four Seasons look like ... one season.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: [sees Serena in tabloid] Oh my god.
Eric: It's not what you think ...
Dan: So much for eat, pray, love. Well, I guess she got the love part right ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: Oh my god. You're Nate Archibald.
Nate: You're Bree Buckley.
Bree: You pulled my hair at Clinton's inaugural ball.
Nate: Your redneck cousins tried to waterboard me at the easter egg hunt on the Bree: White House lawn ... it's good to see you again.
Take care of yourself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Now that we're back on our home turf, do I at least get your number? Maybe a last name?
Bree: A little mystery never hurt anyone.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: As for a certain leggy blonde by a Hamptons pool, it looks like Serena left big shoes to fill, and someone finds them a perfect fit.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Forget a grand entrance. Everyone knows that it's the exit they'll remember.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Vanessa: [on Dan's wallet] What is this? Oh, it's where you keep your ... hundred dollar bills.
Dan: Do you know how hard it is to break one of those things? I don't know why they even make them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: Even Frodo eventually gave in to the power of the Ring.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: [on the polo match] I'm sure Blair and Chuck will be there, if the murder-suicide I've predicted hasn't happened yet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: I see the cat's out of the bag.
Rufus: And topless on Valentino's yacht.
Jenny: That's not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentino's yacht.
Rufus: What about this one where's she's dancing on the table?
Eric: Well, that's what you do in Barcelona.
Rufus: And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of —
Dan: That's what you do in St. Tropez!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: I know secrecy is a lot to ask for, but I really can't risk making my family more upset right now.
Nate: Don't worry. I'm good at secret relationships. I've had a bit of practice.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Carter: Serena, what if your dad didn't want to see you. Who cares? Who the hell is he not to want you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Polo official: What's so funny?
Carter: Old habits. Die hard. Don't worry, I'll find my way. Anyone see a girl in an orange dress?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Please, please, give me a break with the rich-people-suck thing.
Vanessa: I don't care if you're rich - which you are, by the way - but if you're going to live in that world, be yourself in that world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: What if I ... have a girlfriend?
Ashley: Chuck Bass doesn't DO girlfriends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Nate] You're forgetting one simple fact. Sleeping with the enemy is hot. Why do you think I had the whole Ivanka thing?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl. Never give up, never surrender. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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