Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes
Nate: Certainly a step up from the Columbia dorms.
Chuck: Most penthouses are, Nathaniel.
Guy: Hey, hey! Look out, it's Bathroom Boy! Clear the way!
Dan: [confused] Good morning to you too.
Patrick: It's a remake of Leaving Las Vegas. They want to redo it with a younger cast.
Serena: Where did you get those scripts?
Patrick: In the garbage! I'm telling you, this one's amazing. Care to join me in a little research?
Serena: No, no research. Your team has been pushing really hard for the political one. And I worked my butt off to get you into this party tonight!
Patrick: Yeah, but Miley Cyrus has already signed on to play the Elisabeth Shue role. They must have seen her on that pole at the TCAs ...
Patrick: You think Blair had me thrown out because I'm a little tipsy? Or because I was talkin' to that high-priced call girl friend of hers?
Serena: What did you just say?
The polls are closed and Gossip Girl is calling this election ... dirty.
Vanessa: What happened at the Hudson this morning ... wasn't what it looked like.
Nate: What do you mean?
Vanessa: The guy you and Tripp saved? He didn't fall. I think it was set up.
Nate: That's ridiculous.
Vanessa: I have it all on tape.
Nate: Look, the polls close in a few hours. Can't you just wait?
Vanessa: I wish I could! This is not some high school thing with Blair and the mean girls, this is someone running for public office, Nate.
[to Serena] Clean up your mess or clean out your desk.
KC
In Manhattan, some parties are VIP only. Others are strictly private. But some parties are political, and those lines are drawn by the most established of the establishment. And once those lines are drawn, they can never be crossed.
Listen ... as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her ... fake boyfriend, who is also my current girlfriend's ex, you could probably get us a copy of that Fallon interview, right?
Dan
Blair: I need a friend. STAT.
Girl: I'm your friend.
Blair: Please. I'm not friends with staff.
Blair: S! I hope you're not here looking for an apology.
Serena: No, actually I'm just dropping something off for Olivia.
Blair: Oh that's right! I momentarily forgot your job is more important than your friends.
