[to Jenny] I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe.

Serena

Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus.

Nate

[to Cameron] We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy.

Chuck

No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.

Blair

I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.

Jenny

Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.

Blair

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?

All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill.

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