Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 3 Episode 15: "The Sixteen Year Old Virgin"

Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: [to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Actually I only wear purple because my father loathed it.
Elizabeth: Or maybe that's what he wanted you to think. Bart was playing with people's heads all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Serena: Haven't you ever heard of locker-room gossip? Those guys lied, or exaggerated.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Blair ... I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Damien's my boyfriend!
Dan: You're 16, come on.
Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do.
 • Rating: 0.7 / 5.0

Chuck: [on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.
 • Rating: Unrated

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