Blair: It was so romantic. My Vivier arrived with a note from Louis. Usually I'd make him wait a standard 48 hours before going on a date but I make exceptions for royalty.
Serena: And you bring royalty to Veselka.
Blair: Oh believe me, I'd rather be at Petrossian. But he's here in secret so he has to keep a low profile and what's lower than this?

Dan: What are you doing here, deep in NYU territory? If you've developed a passion for Ukrainian food then I think we did spend too much time together.
Blair: Actually. I'm on a date. You can handle that, right?
Dan: We're just friends. Date away.

Charlie: Dan's standing outside of some restaurant called Veselka. But he's definitely acting weird.
Serena: Veselka. And guilty weird or hungry weird? The man loves his pierogies.

Hey Upper East Siders. Word is that B is headed for a secret rendezvous. Questions is with who?

Charlie: Okay, so the idea is that we search the Gossip Girl archives for evidence of Dan and Blair sneaking around so you know for sure if Vanessa's telling the truth.
Serena: That's the basic idea.
Charlie: And... I'm sorry. I'm still new at this. How is that better than just asking them?

Louis: Bonjour Blair. C'est Louis. Did you get the package I sent you?
Blair: Of course I did. Although I must say I was a bit surprised. I thought you'd never want to see me again after the way I left you in Paris.
Louis: No, not at all. Unless the reason you left Paris is still in your life.
Blair: Ah. No. No, he isn't. That's over.

Dorota: This say "sexy and smart."
Blair: No. It says "let's skip dinner and make a sex tape." Keep looking.

Rufus: Speaking of fights, where do things stand with you and Vanessa? Have you guys talked?
Dan: Yes. Only to reiterate the fact that we have nothing to talk about.
Rufus: You know I was angry with Vanessa too. But you guys have been friends your whole lives. That's not something you give up without some thought.

Rufus: Thanks for the movies. You want to come over later and join us for some screenings?
Dan: Um... you know what, I might have a thing.
Rufus: A thing? That's intriguingly vague. Another development in the complicated non-friends hang out situation?
Dan: No, that situation has figured itself out. It's official. We're, ah, we're just friends.

Serena: Hey Mom. We're back from our tour of the best pastry shops in Manhattan.
Charlie: I did a Linzer tart taste test.
Eric: I had three espressos and then I picked a fight with a barista.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But ask any Upper East Side girl to show you her most prized possession and we bet the box is Vivier. Not Cartier.

Nate: Single malt for breakfast?
Chuck: Takes the edge off the coke.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Dan: I'm so sorry about not calling, but there is a reason.
Vanessa: Is it because you've become a hoarder?

Rita: Luckily, Robin was working with me in New York this week and able to bring along a very special video of Blair.
Tiffany: What is it?
Penelope: A Jack Bass sex tape?
Tiffany: A Nelly Yuki snuff film?