Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 29)

Season 4 Episode 7: "War at the Roses"

Rufus: Let's face it, our plan to stay home was pretty depressing. Let's go check out those cookies in the shape of Blair's shoes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: Oh please. If I want to hear fiction I'll go talk to Jonathan Franzen.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eleanor: I could kill the caterer. The appetizer tray looks like a Rorschach Test.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: [to Rufus] I know you think you're rock and roll, but you are wearing a two thousand dollar jacket.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Eric: That's their biggest secret? I was expecting something a little bit more American Psycho. Not stabbing a homeless man, but at least feeding a cat to an ATM.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Since Gothic Barbie remains safely quarantined upstate, feel free to stop by. If you're feeling lonely.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Chuck. Hey man, I was just stopping by to see Nate but I guess he's not here.
Chuck: He's in his room.
Dan: Oh he is? He's... not in class? I would have thought—
Chuck: You don't really know how to stage a run-in, do you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Did you invite the entire Columbia faculty to your party tonight?
Blair: I may have invited the dean and whomever she favors. Why do you care? You're not going.
Serena: Well the anniversary party was canceled so yes I am. And now it turns out so is Colin.
Blair: Unless you mean Firth or Farrell I'm not listening.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Serena: Why are we sidebarring? Do you really want access to strip clubs?
Blair: No, I just don't want to seem like I'm ceding territory too easily.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: If you give me the Standard on weeknights I'll give you the Carlyle for the entire Christmas season.
Blair: Done. But I want an addendum that you can't bed hostesses from a roster of restaurants I frequent.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: We've witnessed the Waldorf-Bass wars firsthand. We know you both. You have nuclear capability.
Nate: Sooner or later one of you is going to press the other's button and we're going to end up with nothing but cockroaches.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: What is he doing here?
Chuck: What is she doing here?
Blair: And who brought the Avon Lady?
Nate: She's a court stenographer. And there's a notary on the way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dorota: Happy to have you home, Miss. Eleanor.
Eleanor: You didn't think I would miss throwing my only child a 20th birthday party.
Blair: Mother you do know that my actual birthday isn't until next week, don't you?
Eleanor: Twenty-three hours of labor, I am not likely to forget.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel Zoe: Zee!
Joe Zee: Zoe!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Blair: Dorota, what's going on with me?
Dorota: You aren't fighting with Mr. Chuck, so you are fighting with everyone else.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: The intricacies of our war games are too complex for a prole like you to fathom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: What part of J. Mendel did you not understand?
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: You put gladiolas in my cabbage roses? The Waldorf's is not a Best Western!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 6: "Easy J"

Colin: Fewer models and martinis, more flow charts and footnotes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: We all know you would have moved on to something more your speed eventually. A pretty girl like you can get the attention of a man without an education, so why bother?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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