Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 30)

Season 4 Episode 6: "Easy J"

Chuck: We're holding on to the pain because it's all we have left. We don't have to. We have a choice.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I was blind! He was lying in wait for me just like he was in real life! Only it wasn't. It was a woman, with long blond hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: So if you want peace, always be prepared for war. XOXO, Gossip Girl
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Colin: To patience.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: [to Chuck] If you're here to deliver any further humiliation Dorota can sign for it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Are you happy now that you've humiliated both of us?
Chuck: It's in your own bloody hands, Lady Macbeth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: So much for Zen Jenny Humphrey.
Jenny: Come on, Dan. I just what needed to be done.
Dan: It's what Blair and Chuck would have done.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penelope: The Boom Boom Room is a private club and we're having trouble with the door guy. Can you help?
Blair: Penelope. This isn't Congress. Accomplish something!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Before you say anything I'm only calling because I saw Gossip Girl. I wondered if I might be able to offer some assistance.
Dan: Well unless it's a murder-suicide I think I'll pass.
Chuck: So dramatic. You should be a writer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I heard Jenny was back. I wanted to speak with her.
Dan: And say what? "I'm sorry for taking advantage of you and letting my psycho ex-girlfriend run you out of town"?
Chuck: Something like that. Except without the sarcasm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penelope: Nothing could be more entertaining than bottle blonde recon, but we're still dying to know why you deported Jenny in the first place.
Blair: Yours is not to wonder why. Yours is to do or die. Go!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Blair, I'm just here for one day. I have an interview with Tim Gunn and if everything goes well then he'll write me a recommendation letter for Parsons.
Blair: Parsons is still in Manhattan is it not?
Jenny: Lower Manhattan. It's 100 blocks away from the Upper East Side.
Blair: Semantics!
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: If you'll excuse me I'm going to go sit with them. From what I hear badminton players know how to handle a shuttlecock.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: No shame. For your information we just stayed up talking.
Blair: Oh. So does this chatty insomniac have a name?
Serena: Colin. The Cab Stealer.
Blair: Oh, well you showed him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: What have we here? Bed: unslept in. Hair in... missionary disarray. And yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia"

Dan: I don't know if I can have this same conversation one more time.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Nate: [to Dan] Yeah, yeah. I missed you too ... no hugs.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Serena: [to Colin] Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Blair] Whatever you want, wherever you want it, I'm going to be there to take it away from you. I won't stop until you have nothing.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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