Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes (Page 31)

Season 4 Episode 5: "Goodbye, Columbia"

Chuck: [to Blair] Who knows my limits? I have nothing to lose, since you took away my future.
 • Rating: 3.2 / 5.0

Juliet: What did you expect me to do? I had to protect myself.
Vanessa: You're right. You do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: If I have to, I'll blackmail her for the position.
Chuck: An illegal maid scandal, nobody's cared about those in years.
Blair: Oh, and a lesbian switcheroo doesn't make you Blackwater.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: B, can I just wish you good luck and take plausible deniability on this one?
Blair: Luck not needed, but right backatcha.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: What is going on?
Dorota: It is better not to know. Plausible deniability.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: So you're going to let Chuck have the assistant position then.
Blair: I said civilized, not lobotomized.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Martha: Thank you. Good day Miss Waldorf. If you have any questions regarding the class, Mr. Bass will answer them.
Chuck: Actually it turns out Ms. Chamberlain's class is over-enrolled. You didn't make the cut. Sorry. Mmmm ... I almost forgot how much I used to enjoy your pie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tiffany: How do you go from Better Homes and Gardens to the NRA?
Blair: It's a short trip, believe me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: Thanks for coming with me man.
Dan: No problem. I shouldn't have told you about the cotton swab thing. That was insensitive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Juliet: Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena and Vanessa, and that Vanessa also slept with Chuck, who slept with Blair.
Nate: All that's on Gossip Girl?
Juliet: Yeah. She made a flow chart actually, which I have to say is very helpful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: A good scandal is one thing, but even Gossip Girl likes to keep things classy and somewhat true.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Serena: I mean who would lie to Gossip Girl about something like that?
Blair: Do you really want a list? Because I don't know if I have that kind of time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: The dean's extended me the courtesy of auditing a few classes. He thought it important I get the feel for campus life before breaking ground on the new Bart Bass Memorial Rotunda.
Blair: The what?
Chuck: It's a building. With a circular ground plan. Usually covered by a dome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: You guys haven't ...
Nate: No. I spent the night at her place, but I took a page from the ol' Humphrey playbook and we just talked and played Scrabble.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nate: Juliet and I have this nice little evening planned after the mixer. Got some nice champagne, new Matteo sheets ... and I'm hoping some recently purchased lingerie.
Dan: That's for her, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: The problem is I've been late for my English Lit class a few times and lates count as absences, which —
Blair: If only there were a device of some kind to keep the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: With Dan and Nate behind me I really feel like I can bury the old me and start anew.
Blair: May you rest in peace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: B, can I talk to you for a minute?
Blair: Yes. [to Minion #1] Five paces behind. For privacy. [to Minion #2] Ten for you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Blair: Researching women of power so I can better forge my path to become one ... Sarah Louise Palin!? [to follower] Do you even want to be a minion?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 4: "Touch of Eva"

Dan: Not only am I manly and rugged, but I also have mad browsing skills.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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