Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes
Nate: Gloat all you want to, just... don't tell anyone I danced to Tik Tok.
Raina: I wouldn't call that dancing.
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Dan: I know you only admitted you needed me so you could make me your drug mule.
Blair: That sticky note was meant for Penelope. Frankly with her attitude she could use some time behind bars.
Dan: So that's it? There's no "I'm sorry I could have gotten you arrested."?
Blair: Well, you're here. The party's lovely. Everything obviously turned out fine.
Serena: Except that you sent Dan to get the wrong flowers. The tulips with the coke were pink.
Blair: And I wrote that down. This one's on you, Humphrey.
Dan: You wrote purple. Classic Stroop Effect.
Blair: Where you write or say a color that you see instead of the one you mean. You're not the only one who knows his neurodysfunction.
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Serena: These are purple.
Eric: Ugh. And... planty.
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Dan: Tell her that I got all of her texts and her handwritten letters and I will be in touch when I'm ready.
Ben: He saysâ€” Do I really have to say that? Shouldn't you just talk to her yourself?
Dan: No no no. Giving her the message myself will defeat the entire purpose of message.
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Painting It Black has nothing on the trouble one piece of purple paper can cause.
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Dan: Now what's so urgent?
Blair: I wanted to tell you... that you were right... about that thing.
Dan: And now which thing was that?
Blair: I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help.
Dan: "As a friend and peer, not as an underling."
Blair: As my friend and peer not my underling.
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Serena: Blair, we need your help with a scheme.
Dan: She can't.
Blair: Ahâ€” I can! New paragraph. "The Nude Maja began Goya's separation from religious iconographyâ€”"
Serena: What are you doing here?
Dan: I'm leaving. This just went from Woman on the Verge to Saw II. I don't really like gore porn really.
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Dan: When was the last time you slept?
Blair: Sleep is for the weak.
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Dan: Sure you're not ready to admit you need my help?
Blair: Never! No, never isn't what he transitioned Spain into, it's Modernism and don't get caught talking during a test!
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