The Captain: Hey Nate, need one more for a foursome. You in, dude?
Nate: That's not what it sounded like. But I should go. Good luck.
Chuck: You too.

Serena: Just take me away from my problems, please. Tell me, what did you do over the break?
Blair: Why? What did you hear?

Serena: I had to pull an Erin Brockovich and go down to the Litchfield County clerk's office to try to get a copy of the case. And how's this for irony ...
Blair: Court records are public so you wore a push-up bra for no reason?
Serena: The case filed is sealed because it involved a minor.

Goodbye, friends, Dan.

Chuck

See, I told you road trips are strictly for Humphreys.

Blair

First, my dad swapped a '69 Les Paul for this car, and it's a collector's item. And second it was either this or the Lincoln Hawk van which, all I'm saying, has graphics.

Dan

Dan: That's your plan? Disguises and accents?
Blair: I never said anything about accents ... Can you do any?

This is where I first met Juliet. She's a townie.

Damien

If you love someone, set them free. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

Ben: Serena? What are you doing here?
Serena: I had to come see you.
Ben: I don't know what to say.
Serena: Neither do I. But I feel like I should start.

Blair: What are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be off living your dream? Days on end in a real car with Serena?
Dan: No. I'm staying here. So actually I'll be living out my nightmare. Trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.

I'm out buying you some new clothes. I know you've been locked away for awhile, but no one's wearing orange this season.

Nate

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: So what does it say about Chuck?
Blair: I couldn't be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He's been MIA since he left town this spring.
Serena: What does it say about us?
Blair: "Ooh la la! Paris is burning and Serena and Blair lit the match." Of course your flame is hotter than mine. Everyone knows that the only guy who's been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain.
Serena: And whose fault is that? B, just as many guys have flirted with you. I just happen to have a thing for French waiters.
Blair: And bartenders. And museum docents. Anyone on a Vespa or bicycle. Or wearing Zadig & Voltaire.

Serena: Blair what are you doing? We said we wouldn't check Gossip Girl all summer.
Blair: Summer's almost over.