Dan: I had Charlie but she slipped away.
Vanessa: She's gotta be around here somewhere.
Georgina: I'm sorry. She's a part of the gang but I'm not?

Oh, I can tell you're up to something. Please let me in on it. I haven't been this bored since I believed in Jesus.

Georgina

Blair: I don't understand why you're doing this. You tricked me into coming to Chuck's new hotel by saying that he was in jeopardy and now you won't let me leave. What am I supposed to do, jump from a third story window?
Chuck: Come on. I know where Blair is. Smart girl.

Raina: My father was so angry, blaming you for all that's happened. And after everything I put you through I just wanted to apologize.
Chuck: You don't need to apologize to me. We both did things we didn't think were wrong in the moment.

Iz: Look who got cute.
Eric: Still gay.

Okay, woah. Just tell me that no one's trying to stop a wedding, run a Ponzi scheme, give anybody fake cancer or turn into a justifiably vengeful townie.

Eric

Chuck: Do you think she'd miss the opportunity to enter her old stomping ground on the arm of a prince?
Eleanor: She is finally getting her fairytale. She doesn't need the Big Bad Wolf to ruin it. Why don't you say goodbye once and for all. And let her go.

Nate: What's going on?
Dan: Charlie said something that kind of weirded me out. I'm hoping it's just a crazy misunderstanding and not actual crazy.
Nate: What'd she say?
Dan: Well, ah, we were kissing. And then things started to, you know. So then she says, "Call me Serena."
Nate: What?
Dan: Yeah.
Nate: Woah. Are you sure? I mean maybe that's just what you wanted to hear.
Dan: Nice one. But yeah. Yeah I'm sure.

Serena: You know maybe I should be the one to tell Dan what's going on. At least he considers me a friend, which is more than you can say right now.
Vanessa: And who's fault is that?
Serena: Yours.

Serena: You know this isn't her fault. She needs help. The last time that this happened she ended up wandering through the snow in her bare feet.
Vanessa: Yeah. After she Single White Female'd her college roommate.
Serena: Rufus said the girl's boyfriend led her on.
Vanessa: Fine. She's in your dress with your ex. But if you're so concerned about Charlie you find her and I'll find Dan.

Serena: Well at least now we know why Charlie's been acting so unbalanced.
Vanessa: Yeah. Because she is.

They say love is the best medicine... unless you don't take it.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: Did you just get a key?
Girl: Yep. And my mom said I'd never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She's a bitch.

Chuck: You don't have to be powerful on your own first. We can build our futures together.
Blair: The saddest part is that I'd come to the same conclusion. But now that I know I'm ready I realize you're not. I mean, after everything you went through—Prague, Eva, Russell—that maybe you'd changed. Who was kidding.
Chuck: Don't say that.
Blair: You have years before you're capable of a real relationship. If you ever will be. I'm sorry Chuck.