Unless you're in to arson porn, there's obviously something else of interest on that tape.

Jack

Russell: What the hell is going on?
Chuck: Divine intervention. If you consider Satan divine.
Jack: You did get in one good punch.
Chuck: It was a long time coming.

I hope you'll join me at this party to make a formal debut. If you're not ready to share your life—all of it—don't show up. I'll leave with my mother tonight.

Louis

Louis: I saw him before I came here.
Blair: If he told you something happened he's lying. He just trying to get you to leave me.
Louis: I saw his hand. It's not the ring that cut your face. Blair, how can you lie to protect someone who hurt you?

It's true what they say about diamonds. They cut not only glass but porcelain as well.

Blair

Sophie: Perhaps I judged you too harshly after the consulate affair. Cyrus has told me of your job at W and your straight A average, all while dedicating yourself to avian welfare.
Cyrus: You would never let a duck go hungry.

Rufus: Don't you have Blair's engagement toast? I know you both have your issues.
Serena: I can't force Blair to want me there.
Rufus: But, come on, it's Blair. She might have trouble saying it most of the time, she loves you as much as she loves anybody. Of course she wants you there.

Louis: I want the truth.
Chuck: If you can't trust Blair to tell you the truth you've got bigger problems than me. All I'll say is, get used to it. Blair is nothing without her secrets.

Chuck: Your highness. You'll forgive me if I'm too busy to bow.
Louis: I don't appreciate the sarcasm. Or for that matter, anything else about you.

Eleanor: Princess Sophie. Welcome to our tasteful and appropriate home.
Sophie: Thank you.
Cyrus: Now I'm a hugger. Hope you don't mind!

Jack: And all this time I thought you hated Bart because of his sunny personality.
Russell: I see you've spoken with my daughter.
Jack: And apparently you haven't.
Russell: No, She's holding on to some anger about this whole situation.
Jack: Can't say I blame her. Doesn't mean I want to do business with her.
Russell: Which is why you called me.
Jack: What Reina's proposing suits me fine. It's just, your daughter's history with Chuck, Nate Archibald crashing our meeting looking like he just ran away from home. The whole thing feels messy. Juvenile.
Russell: I couldn't agree more.

Sophia: New York is always so grey. Even in the spring. And the angles everywhere, they are so... harsh. I'll be happy to be back in Monaco.
Blair: The Glenn Ligon America exhibit at the Whitney is definitely worth the trip. There's nothing grey or angular there. Except for the building.
Sophia: I think I've had my fill of your city's ugliness for this trip.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: Did you just get a key?
Girl: Yep. And my mom said I'd never get in unless I lost 10 pounds. She's a bitch.

Chuck: You don't have to be powerful on your own first. We can build our futures together.
Blair: The saddest part is that I'd come to the same conclusion. But now that I know I'm ready I realize you're not. I mean, after everything you went through—Prague, Eva, Russell—that maybe you'd changed. Who was kidding.
Chuck: Don't say that.
Blair: You have years before you're capable of a real relationship. If you ever will be. I'm sorry Chuck.