Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes

Season 5 Episode 24: "The Return of the Ring"

Gossip Girl: What did I say about letting the chips fall where they may? See you next fall. XOXO —Gossip Girl
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: You've fought for me all year. I've come to fight for you.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: As far as I'm concerned, Serena van der Woodsen doesn't exist.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: But even the same characters can start to play new power games. And old stars can cease to shine. S always said she wanted to be left alone. Now she'll get her wish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write the book about the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.
Georgina: Hm. Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Georgina: Dan Humphrey. Come to whisk me away for a rendez vous under the Tuscan sun. You're lucky you're on my free pass list otherwise Phillip might have put up a fuss.
Dan: This invitation isn't about seduction, Georgina. It's about scandal.
Georgina: Can't a girl have both?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eleanor: That is your third sigh since the seventh arrondissement. Are you having regrets leaving without speaking to Serena?
Blair: Not at all. Those are "I love Paris" sighs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: And the wild cards just keep getting wilder.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ivy: You sure you want to do this?
Lola: Cece gave it to you. I'm just giving it back.
Ivy: Well thank you. If you ever need anything.
Lola: After Lily sabotaged my mom's defense I just need you to keep our agreement.
Ivy: Take down Lily. I'm looking forward to it.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: The French say, "plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose." Sounds romantic. But all it means is the more things change the more they stay the same.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I'm sorry for how it happened, but I love you Dan. And I don't think that you would have done what you did if you didn't still have feelings for me. And now there's nothing standing in the way of us.
Dan: Serena, there is no us. There's only you. And now that our parents are splitting up I never have to see you again.
 • Rating: 1.2 / 5.0

Dan: I'm busy.
Serena: I never meant for you to get caught in the crossfire of my battle with Blair. I deleted the video so no one knows about it and no one got hurt. And please don't act like you're innocent here. I mean it was mutual. We both used each other.
Dan: I was trying to escape my own pain and you were trying to destroy your best friend. Those are two different things.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Lily: Well at least an annulment will be better than a messy divorce.
Rufus: Are you sure about this?
Lily: I can only have one marriage. This just isn't one anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm off to meet Jack. It turns out my father cut him out of the company too.
Nate: I'm not surprised, but are you sure you want to partner with the guy?
Chuck: I need resources. I'm going to get back what I built and my father stole. Nobody knows resource management better than a vengeful Jack Bass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Poor B. Now that she's revealed what's in her heart, guess these diary days are dead. Along with her happily ever after.
 • Rating: 1.1 / 5.0

Chuck: The only reason Waldorf Designs has a future is because I gave mine up for it. My father was right. I always put you first. And you bet against me every time. And now I have nothing.
Blair: You have me.
Chuck: That's not enough. I need a future.
Blair: Then let me be part of it.
 • Rating: 1.1 / 5.0

Blair: I'm sorry.
Chuck: I don't need your pity.
Blair: I'm not here because I pity you. I'm here because it's time I was honest with you. I love you. I'm in love with you. I have tried to kill it, to run away from it, but I can't. And I don't want to anymore.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Dan: I don't know who you are anymore.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Bart: Bass Industries needs to be run by a man. Not a boy. You've never grown up. Maybe you can start now.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Bart: I thought that went well. What did you want to discuss?
Chuck: You said this was a family business. What happened to us being partners?
Bart: You said partnership. I said nothing and did what was best for my company.
Chuck: The only reason your company still exists is because I saved it. All I've done is work to protect your legacy.
Bart: And pine after Blair Waldorf.
Chuck: That has nothing to do with the way I've handled this business!
Bart: You didn't try and trade her for a hotel deed? You didn't let everything fall apart when you ran away from her—all the way to Europe? You didn't just three months ago almost bankrupt yourself trying to get her out of her marriage? I had hoped you had outgrown such foolish behavior, but you're still willing to throw everything away for a girl that's done nothing but toy with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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