Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes
An evening of friends and kugel is just what we need.
Lily
Nate: What are you going to do?
Chuck: Take an interest in what matters to Dr. Barnes. Shalom.
Yes. If everyone else is moving on with their lives then I'm ready to do the same. All the way to Monaco. You're my family now, Louis. And I want to be yours. Tell your mother that I'm going to be a Grimaldi and I intend to live like one.
Blair
Blair: I have an idea for you: quit. Your boss is a bitch. Let's go to lunch.
Serena: My job is important to me, B. You have six months to deal with your problem. I have six minutes to deal with mine. Goodbye.
Jane: Why are you gossiping when a deal you're running point on is falling apart on live television?
Serena: I'm sorry. This is Blair, my best friend. I figured maybe she could help.
Jane: This isn't high school. This is my business. I told you not to embarrass me.
Dr. Eliza Barnes: It's obvious that you're deeply troubled and I would be more than happy to help if you were truly interested—in therapy. Now if you'll excuse me, I have Yom Kippur services.
Chuck: Oh. You're Jewish.
Dr. Eliza Barnes: Not that that's any of your business, but I converted.
Chuck: Well that's probably a smart move in your line of work.
Alessandra: Public television is the last bastion of the intellectual. If this goes well, Charlie Rose could be next.
Dan: Oh, that's a good tactic. Piling on the pressure right before your already-prone-to-nervous-rambling client goes on live television for the first time.
Yom Kippur at the Waldorfs will truly be a high holy day, now that Her Royal Highness Princess Sophie has jetted in from Monaco for a bagel and a schmear.
Charlie: Diana, I swear it wasn't me.
Diana: Since you lie like most people breathe, your oath means very little. Don't forget, my biggest story is you.
Diana: And you had me believe crazy was just an act? I think you might be suicidal.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Diana: You start work here under — shall we say — duress, and within five minutes there's a catastrophic leak to my competitor.
Hey Jane. I swallowed my pride and outrage and did what you asked. We should have Dan's book later today.
Serena
Serena: I may have overreacted about how you portrayed me in the book.
Dan: Thank you so much. You know I have to admit it's been kind of hard. My dad and Nate and Blair still won't talk to me.
Serena: Well things are looking up then. One down, three to go.
Dan: Never thought you'd be the first.
Serena: I am full of surprises. You know that.
