You almost burned Hector's for Christ sake!

Briggs

I think she wants to fix you, to save you.

Paige

To our merry, merry band of misfits!

Briggs

My name is Paul Briggs, and I am a heroin addict.

Briggs

Agent Warren, I called and audible and we scored.

Briggs

Just come home. I'm gonna help you get better. Love you.

Johnny

You won't be living here forever.

Jakes

You're too green, you have that new car smell.

Briggs

I am trying to save your career.

Briggs

Johnny: I got hit by a boat on my last day of hell week.
Briggs: Thus, I am not sold.

Johnny: You get stuff like this at summer camp?
DJ: Nah, friendship bracelets.

There is the Charlie we all know and love.

Briggs

Graceland Quotes

Mike: No wire?
Briggs: Not since The Wire.

From this moment on, your lies are your life.

Briggs