We can date. We just can't get too close. No one expects you to survive on the company of these degenerates.

Charlie

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• Added: June 24, 2013

Briggs: You wanna keep your eyeballs?
Mike: Uh, yeah.

• Permalink: You wanna keep your eyeballs? Uh, yeah.
• Added: June 24, 2013

Like bunkmates at summer camp.

Johnny

• Permalink: Like bunkmates at summer camp.
• Added: June 24, 2013

DJ: Please tell me you aren't trying to get laid right now?
Johnny: I ain't tryin' it's just gonna happen, man.

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• Added: June 24, 2013

I am dangerous. East side, son.

Johnny

• Permalink: I am dangerous. East side, son.
• Added: June 24, 2013

Your chilli sucks!

Johnny

• Permalink: Your chilli sucks!
• Added: June 24, 2013

Johnny: You get stuff like this at summer camp?
DJ: Nah, friendship bracelets.

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• Added: June 24, 2013

It's just sauce, man.

Briggs

• Permalink: It's just sauce, man.
• Added: June 24, 2013