Graceland Quotes
I think she wants to fix you, to save you.
Paige
She can't adopt you because you've already been adopted---by us.
Paige
I am a glorified camp counselor. I am teaching gang bangers how to shoot straight.
Mike
This just got way weird.
Johnny
We can date. We just can't get too close. No one expects you to survive on the company of these degenerates.
Charlie
Briggs: You wanna keep your eyeballs?
Mike: Uh, yeah.
Like bunkmates at summer camp.
Johnny
DJ: Please tell me you aren't trying to get laid right now?
Johnny: I ain't tryin' it's just gonna happen, man.
I am dangerous. East side, son.
Johnny
Your chilli sucks!
Johnny
Johnny: You get stuff like this at summer camp?
DJ: Nah, friendship bracelets.
It's just sauce, man.
Briggs
