Maybe some people should be around your entire life, and other should just make an appearance.


Casey: Where to?
Cappie: Wherever you're going.

Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! Of Grey's Anatomy fame!


How did we lose so many guys? I feel like Jen Anniston.


This is your real name? Captain John Paul Jones!


Cappie: I didn't want things to end or change. Im scared I'm going to lose her.
Rusty: Cap, you are losing her. Forever.

Is there a suggestion box that I could fill with vomit?


Not everyone loves Casey Cartwright? Shocker.


It's killing me to imagine not having my sister around. How is it not killing you?


I care about old people! I watch Desperate Housewives!


Cappie: You're Casey Cartwright, you can do anything you want. That's how I know you're going to go to Washington and you're going to be amazing.
Casey: Ok even if I could, what about us? What about -
Cappie: Graduation?
Ashleigh: Oh my God, he said it!
Casey: You'll never leave here, you love it too much.
Cappie: I do love it here, but I don't think I could be anywhere that didn't have you.
Ashleigh: Awww
Cappie: We'll be fine. So go get that job. I'd kiss you for luck but I've got beef stick breath.

Rebecca: You are not a ZBZ, you are definitely not our rent boy. They're never gonna see you like that. You're basically one of the girls, except we're pretty and thin.
Dale: You did not just call me fat.
Rebecca: Oh yes I did.
Dale: Well you know what? I can diet, but you will always be ugly on the inside.

Greek Quotes

She may be afraid of trees but when push comes to shove she won't let you drink the shampoo. No matter how good it smells.


I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!