Maybe some people should be around your entire life, and other should just make an appearance.

Casey

Casey: Where to?
Cappie: Wherever you're going.

Happy spring break, Evan Pompeo! Of Grey's Anatomy fame!

Cappie

How did we lose so many guys? I feel like Jen Anniston.

Cappie

This is your real name? Captain John Paul Jones!

Ashleigh

Cappie: I didn't want things to end or change. Im scared I'm going to lose her.
Rusty: Cap, you are losing her. Forever.

Is there a suggestion box that I could fill with vomit?

Cappie

Not everyone loves Casey Cartwright? Shocker.

Rebecca

It's killing me to imagine not having my sister around. How is it not killing you?

Rusty

I care about old people! I watch Desperate Housewives!

Rebecca

Cappie: You're Casey Cartwright, you can do anything you want. That's how I know you're going to go to Washington and you're going to be amazing.
Casey: Ok even if I could, what about us? What about -
Cappie: Graduation?
Ashleigh: Oh my God, he said it!
Casey: You'll never leave here, you love it too much.
Cappie: I do love it here, but I don't think I could be anywhere that didn't have you.
Ashleigh: Awww
Cappie: We'll be fine. So go get that job. I'd kiss you for luck but I've got beef stick breath.

Rebecca: You are not a ZBZ, you are definitely not our rent boy. They're never gonna see you like that. You're basically one of the girls, except we're pretty and thin.
Dale: You did not just call me fat.
Rebecca: Oh yes I did.
Dale: Well you know what? I can diet, but you will always be ugly on the inside.

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale