I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!


Kill her then have sex with her - it's the Kappa Tau way.


Melanie? Oh come on you're a Tri-Pi. You take off your clothes for a grocery store grand-opening.


If Harry Potter can flash his wand in Equus, we should be able to show off our undies without punishment.


You single handedly stimulated the local undergarment industry - Obama can't say that.


Dr. Hastings: I'm not interested in your personal life, Cartwright!
Rusty: But you're the one who told me to lavaliere, I thought you'd want to know what happened.
Dr. Hastings: Oh yes, please, I'm dying to hear. It's all I've been thinking about. Between my wife snoring and an enlarged prostrate, that forces me to get up and urinate a dozen times, plus pondering the trials and tribulations of your love life, I could hardly sleep last night.

Hell to the no! I'm not in a number 4 sorority!


We may be November, but we're still July in spirit.


But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

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