Deny, Deny, Deny. And if you can't, pin it on someone else.


Kill her then have sex with her - it's the Kappa Tau way.


Hell to the no! I'm not in a number 4 sorority!


If Harry Potter can flash his wand in Equus, we should be able to show off our undies without punishment.


You single handedly stimulated the local undergarment industry - Obama can't say that.


Dr. Hastings: I'm not interested in your personal life, Cartwright!
Rusty: But you're the one who told me to lavaliere, I thought you'd want to know what happened.
Dr. Hastings: Oh yes, please, I'm dying to hear. It's all I've been thinking about. Between my wife snoring and an enlarged prostrate, that forces me to get up and urinate a dozen times, plus pondering the trials and tribulations of your love life, I could hardly sleep last night.

Melanie? Oh come on you're a Tri-Pi. You take off your clothes for a grocery store grand-opening.


We may be November, but we're still July in spirit.


Evan: You know, I almost punched a guy in there because he asked for more gravy?
Cappie: That sounds like a worthy fight to me!

Rusty: Beaver, will you be my lavaliere bearer?
Beaver: What's a lavaliere bear, dude?
Rusty: Bearer - you just hold onto the lavaliere until I'm ready to give it to her.
Beaver: In a bear costume?

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!


Casey: There must be some mistake - ZBZ IS July. We're always July. You know, sexy bathing suits, flags, sexy bathing suits...
Rebecca: Flags!
Casey: Yeah, and November is just turkeys...
Rebecca: And sweet potatoes and green bean casserole!
Casey: Yeah, how do you dress up as a sexy green bean casserole?

Greek Quotes

She may be afraid of trees but when push comes to shove she won't let you drink the shampoo. No matter how good it smells.


I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!