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Maybe some people should be around your entire life, and other should just make an appearance.

Casey

Kill her then have sex with her - it's the Kappa Tau way.

Cappie

Hell to the no! I'm not in a number 4 sorority!

Laura

If Harry Potter can flash his wand in Equus, we should be able to show off our undies without punishment.

Casey

You single handedly stimulated the local undergarment industry - Obama can't say that.

Ashley

Dr. Hastings: I'm not interested in your personal life, Cartwright!
Rusty: But you're the one who told me to lavaliere, I thought you'd want to know what happened.
Dr. Hastings: Oh yes, please, I'm dying to hear. It's all I've been thinking about. Between my wife snoring and an enlarged prostrate, that forces me to get up and urinate a dozen times, plus pondering the trials and tribulations of your love life, I could hardly sleep last night.

Melanie? Oh come on you're a Tri-Pi. You take off your clothes for a grocery store grand-opening.

Casey

We may be November, but we're still July in spirit.

Casey

Evan: You know, I almost punched a guy in there because he asked for more gravy?
Cappie: That sounds like a worthy fight to me!

Rusty: Beaver, will you be my lavaliere bearer?
Beaver: What's a lavaliere bear, dude?
Rusty: Bearer - you just hold onto the lavaliere until I'm ready to give it to her.
Beaver: In a bear costume?

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

Casey: There must be some mistake - ZBZ IS July. We're always July. You know, sexy bathing suits, flags, sexy bathing suits...
Rebecca: Flags!
Casey: Yeah, and November is just turkeys...
Rebecca: And sweet potatoes and green bean casserole!
Casey: Yeah, how do you dress up as a sexy green bean casserole?

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Maybe some people should be around your entire life, and other should just make an appearance.

Casey

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty