Greek

Greek "Fumble" Quotes

Dale: You are totally turned on right now, aren't you?
Laura: I am.
Dale: Ha, I'm not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dale: Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rusty: Who is Walter?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Casey: Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine: Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Calvin: It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine: I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Calvin: What's with the eyewear, Snookie?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pledge Spidey: Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cappie: I now shall commence my walk of shame.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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